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It's a good morning to be unburdened by what has been!!!
฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ
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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ
@BattleByrd
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴. 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺…
- Growing up is understanding that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man who she had sex with one time. Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, who
- Not looking forward to explaining this ticket to my wife...
- Sorry I can't! I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...
00:00 - I've posted this video before but it cracks me up every time I come across it...
00:00 - So what am I supposed to do now? I didn't even know this was possible...
- I'm 6"4' and 225 lbs. In full combat kit I weigh well over 300lbs. I don't expect most women also wearing full kit to be able to drag me out if I was wounded in a fire fight. In AIT I was partnered with a girl who was maybe 100lbs soaking wet and she could not even move me an
- It's not that deep babe we can make it! Dang I think I caught a floating log under the truck...
00:00 - My lesbian aunt when she sees Subaru offering 0% financing for 36 months.
my lesbian aunt when she sees paper towels on sale at costco:
