Top 10 Eccentric Ironies About Me ( And This Blog )


Note : Some, I think, are not ironies.

10. I have this phobia named hipopotromonstrosesquipedaliophobia which is fear of long words.

9. I generally like mellow songs but my Song Library consists of songs by Fall Out Boy, Eminem, Macklemore, and others with the same genre.

8. Some bloggers who never commented and liked any of my posts, suddenly nominate me for an award and claim they are a “huge” fan of my blog.

7. I’m not a writer but I fancy writing stories.

6. I don’t use the dictionary to define words, I use it as a thesaurus.

5. I have a specific writing format for this blog but I never proofread.

4. In school, I don’t wake up early but I never had a mark of tardy in my class card.

3. I am an introvert in the social media world. I don’t like or comment on posts. I prefer to stay offline.

2. I intend to make this part long but it’s shorter than number 3.

1. I went to a kindergarten that never taught English but instead they translated it to Bisaya (which is the Mother Tongue here).

My “first year” in elementary was the hardest part of my school years, I had to admit. Since I was accustomed to Bisaya, I had great difficulty as they taught the lessons in English.

Fastforwarding to this date, I graduated elementart as 1st Honorable Mention and joined English Campus Journalism Competitions and won some. I am even writng this blog in English (but with terrible grammar).

If you’re wondering about highschool and college, I’m still 12.

Extra Note:
Yes, with 1, I just shared with you the biggest irony of my life and my incomplete life story.

I apologize for the long post too.

¤AsilandtheKeyboard¤

5 Strict Precautions I Take on Facebook


ON WATCHING VIDEOS :

1. NEVER wear headphones and turn the volume down. You never know, maybe a jumpscare is hidden somewhere in that video.

2. Read the comments first to inform you about the video.

ON READING COMMENTS :

1. NEVER trust and scroll all the way down on long lengthwise photos. Something lurks down there that will give you nightmares.

ON PRIVACY :

1. NEVER accept friend requests from people whose profile pictures are empty.

ON EVERYTHING ELSE :

NEVER  go there in the first place. I am an introvert in the social media world. Don’t mind the irony.

¤AsilandtheKeyboard¤

10 Probable Reasons Why Opinionated Man Attracts Haters


Disclaimer: These are only my guesses. Leave me be.
  1. With the reputation of OM‘s haters who blackmail him with personal stuff, original fans of OM fear that haters will threaten them too as a result of supporting him.
  2. They have this thing called Crab Mentality and with OM’s success in blogging, it’s not a good pair. Click to know more about Crab Mentality.
  3. Some people just don’t read his posts and judge directly by his tagline. Okay, he may have offensive posts, but not all the time.
  4. They’re jealous
  5. They’re envious.
  6. They’re green-eyed.
  7. They covet his success. I know. My mind is spewing out synonyms. But remember what I said, leave me be!
  8. They lack attention.
  9. They want to make a controversy by using him and gain traffic for their blog.
  10. They suck at life so bad, they release their fury at OM for no reason.

Yes, this is aimed at all blind haters of OM.

10 Simple Facts That’ll Blow Your Mind

Get ready to be mind blown!


Fact 1: You are reading a sentence

Fact 2 : You are reading another sentence!
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3 Important Questions Just For You


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What blogs do you follow?  Please suggest.

What is your criteria for following a blog?

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