Guest Post: Welcome To The Afterlife!


This is a guest post by celestranburk, a 17 year old female aspiring to be an author. She loves tragedies and horror. Here is a short vignette she wrote in about an hour.

If you want to guest post, head to Promote Yourself, Be My Guest.

A white utopia swallowed me whole, leaving me suspended in colorless equilibrium.

My ears buzzed from the utter lack of sound that assaulted them. I could not tell if my eyes were opened or closed for the empty whiteness remained regardless of the position of my eyelids. In truth, I was likely not seeing at all, but perhaps merely believing that I could.

A voice broke the silence. It was low, monotone, and oddly familiar. I felt the vibrations resounding in my chest as it spoke, its words rattling around in my rib cage.

It was then that I became acutely aware that I had no heartbeat to match its frequency.

“Welcome to the Afterlife.” The voice said.

“In 24 hours, your physical body will have finished deconstructing. Your memories will then be inserted into your Artificial Soul.”

A loud beep echoed through the space and the voice dissipated into it. Afterlife? Am I dead? I have no recollection of dying. I have no recollection of any part of my life.

My mind is as blank as the world around me. Seconds tick by. A single image materializes in my mind’s eye, blurred at first but slowly becoming clearer.

I see a blue surface, dotted with inconsistent white shapes. A bright orb sits on the left of it, blinding me.

Something rushes past me, but I don’t see it. A pair of legs, presumably my own, appear before my eyes, reaching up towards the blue surface. Something dark shoots across my vision, then consumes it. Everything disappears in that instant, sending me back to this endless white abyss.

My thoughts clear. I fell; no, I was pushed. Off a cliff, I think. Landed head first, probably.

I guess I must have died after all. I guess those were my last moments. And now here I am.

This is where my existence has been transferred to. This is all that is left of me as my body deconstructs; just a disembodied mind floating in white equilibrium.

¤AsilandtheKeyboard¤

Guest Post: How to Greatly Improve Interactions with Your Children


This is a guest post by Melissa McDonald, a wife, mother of 2 girls (3 years old & 1 1/2 year old), and teacher. In her blog, she tries to show how parenting and teaching work together.

And again since this blog is all about randomness, I shall accept the topic of parenting.

I recently listened to Tina Fey’s book, Bossypants on my Audible.com app. I loved it!

One of my favorite parts was when she talked about getting her start in improv. She then shared “Tina Fey’s Rules of Improvisation That Will Change Your Life and Reduce Belly Fat* (*Improv will not reduce belly fat.)”

As I was listening, I thought about some of the parents I’ve worked with over the years who really struggled to talk with their kids. This list would be a fun way to give parents suggestions on how to improve interactions with their children.

Always agree and say, “Yes.”

This one is pretty simple.

Example:

  • Kid – “Do you want to build with the Legos with me?”
  • Parent – “Yes.” (You will not always be able to do this.)

Not only say, “Yes” but “Yes, and.”

Add to the previous comment and contribute to the conversation.

Example:

  • Parent – “I think I will build a house. What are you going to build?

Make statements.

Don’t ask questions all the time. Talk about what you are doing and make observations about what your child is doing. Example:

  • Kid – “I’m building a farm.”
  • Parent – “That’s a great idea. Maybe the house I’m building could be where the farmer lives.”
  • Kid – “Yeah. I’m going to build a fence too.”

There are no mistakes, only opportunities.
You might make a suggestion or observation that does not sit well with your child. Just keep going and try something else. Example:

  • Parent – “Cool! I’ll put the house right here inside the fence.”
  • Kid – “No! The fence is just for the animals.”
  • Parent – “Ok. So I’ll move the house outside of the fence. Hmmm….where is a good place to put it?”

Just like improv, parenting gives us plenty of opportunities to laugh.  Melissa 🙂  I highly recommend that you read Tina Fey’s Rules of Improvisation That Will Change Your Life and Help Lose Body Fat*


This is a scheduled post. By now, I am currently in school, staring directly at the teacher pretending to listen intently but actually my mind is drifting off to this post. Your comments cannot be approved until Saturday. If you’re kind enough, make me happy by commenting or liking this post and visiting Melissa McDonald’s site.

12 Bizzare Things I’d Instantly Expect If…


All your meals consist of meat
You’re a vampire! Or a werewolf!

All your house appliances need repair…
You took Engineering in college but dropped out.

You have a sweet tooth…
You have diabetes. Good luck! You’ll need it.

Continue reading “12 Bizzare Things I’d Instantly Expect If…”

This Is Some Fogged Up Window


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Taken with a Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime

Penned/Photographed by: Leo Knalb

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