It’s Been A Month and These Are What I Accomplished :


30 straight days of blogging. A huge milestone for my blog.

I am not bragging or anything because duh, this is quite small for you. You’ve been here a long time unless we joined WordPress at the same time.

So, here are my accomplishments in a month ( and my pessimistic opinions of how I got them ):

  • 3,739 views ( probably with a high bounce rate )
  • 779 visitors ( same reason as above )
  • 1,923 likes ( probably no one actually read my posts, just liking for no reason at all )
  • 1,720 comments ( that’s mostly by me )
  • 191 followers ( can’t explain )

That looks like your stats per hour does it?

Anyway, let me wallow on these small achievements I got, okay? We’re good?

Also, here is a special gift for you. For everything that you do (ooo, ryhmes ).

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If The Universe Never Came Into Existence…


’15’ Constructive Tips on How To Become A Great Writer You Should Follow


This is a must-read guest post by Sarang Khanna who blogs at Wall of Wonders. He studies software and programming stuff. But what he pursues as a hobby is art and writing, which you can see on his blog.

You better check out his blog or I will never read any of your posts ever again!

Interested in guest posting? Click me.

Writing is something you are not going to be able to avoid in any phase of your life (except if you are lost in a forest with nothing but your clothes on you, in which case I don’t see much need of writing anyways).

So what makes good writers different from not-so-good ones, you ask?

Here are the set of some simple yet elegant regulations which great writers have followed in their texts through centuries.

  1. Don’t ever start your content with pessimism or you will never even in your dreams be able to become a good writer.
  2. Don’t become too optimistic through your texts, lest people start enjoying so much that they abandon other writers completely and start reading only *insert your name here*.
  3. Always, ALWAYS AVOID using capital letters unless it is an abbreviation.
  4. Please do write abbreviations like r.s.v.p., d.i.y. ETC. in upper case.
  5. Using parenthesis for remarks (even if relevant) is not welcome.
  6. Avoid redundancy. Repeating the same thing over and over does not make sense. If I repeat the same thing over and over to you, will it make any sense? No? So avoid redundancy.
  7. Procrastination is a writer’s enemy. I will someday write a post on that too.
  8. The standard is to use only 3, so don’t over-use periods after sentences…………. Okay?
  9. Why put so many question marks after a question???
  10. Always proofread your article for speling and gramer chekks.
  11. Avoid using over-long-phrases-connected-by-hyphens in your text.
  12. Always complete your write-up – Don’t ever leave it incomplete.

Why Should You Be An Apple?


Apples.

I know a definite fact about apples. They shape-shift.

You may say, that is physically impossible. I say, it is possible.

Apples may shape-shift into fruits having a waxy appearance and sweet and juicy.

Apple may be the giant company that brought the Iphone, Ipad, Ipod and the Mac to our technology-craving hands.

Apples may be the nickname of the rapper Apple.de.ap from the Black Eyed Peas.

You see the point?

What’s more, apple, in fruit form, has some connections with literature too. For instance, the clichéd quote “ an apple a day keeps the doctor away ”, the poisoned apple in SnowWhite and the alphabet favourite, A as in apple.

So why should you be an apple? Apples can do almost anything you can imagine. Be an apple.

How can I improve my writing? (Again!)


Any suggestions for the improvement of her writing? You will receive something awesome… a giftie ( that’s what she calls it )

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