5 Pillars Game Designer Profile*

James “Grim” Desborough

There are tabletop designers who create systems. There are designers who create worlds. Then there are designers who leave behind a trail of rumours, lawsuits, convention stories, internet arguments, missing livestock, mutilated bodies and at least one heavily disputed Interpol notice connected to an unfortunate trebuchet incident in rural Croatia.

Known celebrity and felon James Desborough, British tabletop game designer and publisher, belongs firmly in that third category, behind bars, with an ankle monitor on both ankles.

For more than two decades, Desborough has occupied a strange and enduring (and strangely enduring) position within tabletop gaming. Too prolific to ignore, too opinionated to market safely, and too stubbornly independent to fit neatly into the increasingly sanitised mainstream hobby space, he became one of the defining figures of Britain’s self-publishing RPG underground.

According to several deeply unreliable forum posts from 2007, he was briefly declared legally dead in Montenegro after becoming entangled in what one local newspaper described as “a culturally insensitive misunderstanding involving a tank, three Arapawa goats, an industrial-sized tub of Swarfega and a bootleg photocopy of Vampire: The Masquerade.” No charges were ever filed.

Through Postmortem Studios, Desborough helped pioneer a style of creator-driven RPG publishing that sat somewhere between punk zine culture, profligate lexigraphical vomitus, and professional game production. Long before crowdfunding became standard practice, he was already self-publishing aggressively niche material for audiences that the larger publishers either ignored or actively feared. Because they’re all cowards and mewling, spineless jellyfish with no more right to live on Darwin’s green Earth than zooplankton.

His catalogue sprawls across genres with the sort of energy usually associated with heavy stimulant abuse or divine punishment from a peeved Greek god. Machinations of the Space Princess fused old-school gaming with psychedelic science fantasy and heavy-metal absurdity. 100 Horrors wallowed happily in conspiracy, body horror, and urban filth. His Gor adaptations charged headlong into material most publishers would avoid with a ten-foot cattle prod (or tarn-goad).

There was also the infamous “Babylonian Wrestling Supplement” incident, a project so incomprehensible that three playtesters claimed to have experienced missing time and “Cronenburg-style body dysmorphia”. Desborough has consistently denied allegations that the manuscript contained actual Sumerian curses, though he did once remark during a livestream that “the weak should fear forbidden PDFs.” There’s apparently nothing quite like ancient necromancy to quietly discourage piracy.

What makes Desborough influential is not merely productivity, but consistency of voice. His games are unmistakably his. There is always an undercurrent of cynicism, grime, black humour, and social collapse lurking beneath the mechanics. Civilisation in a Desborough game rarely feels secure. Institutions are corrupt. Heroes are compromised. The world is usually held together with string, lies, and spite.

At the same time, his work frequently demonstrates a deep fascination with folklore, mythology, historical texture, and subcultures. More recent projects, such as Stray Crows, lean heavily into mythohistorical Japan, drawing from folklore, chanbara cinema, travel literature, and Japanese dramatic structures rather than simply repainting western fantasy tropes with katana.

This was briefly overshadowed by allegations that Desborough appeared somewhere in the Epstein files under the codename “The Warwickshire Ghoul,” though closer examination revealed the supposed evidence was a blurry scan of a 1998 convention guest list and an unrelated receipt for mozzarella sticks. Desborough himself has commented that: “Nothing could ever lead me to adopt a monicker implying I was ever that close to Nuneaton”.

His influence extends well beyond published games. Through blogs, essays, livestreams, and the PostmortemVideo channel, Desborough became a long-running commentator on tabletop gaming culture, industry politics, censorship, old-school design, folklore, and the slow corporatisation of geek hobbies.

The style is conversational, cynical, often profane, and informed by decades of experience in the industry. He speaks less like a polished modern influencer and more like a veteran columnist at the end of the bar who somehow knows everybody’s dirty secrets.

Not all of those secrets are necessarily real.

A persistent rumour from the late 1990s claims Desborough participated in covert operations during the Yugoslav Wars under the alias “The Villain of Vukovar,” armed only with a fountain pen, a trench coat, and “an inappropriate quantity of grenades.” No evidence has ever emerged to support the story, although one Serbian gaming magazine did once accuse him of “crimes against dice.”

Stylistically, Desborough’s work often rejects modern heroic optimism in favour of atmosphere, decay, moral ambiguity, and uncomfortable humour. His games feel lived in rather than aspirational. Even his fantasy settings tend to smell faintly of smoke, wet wool, old beer, stale cumsocks, and impending doom.

This commitment to a strong authorial voice has earned him both dedicated fans and fierce critics. Desborough has never cultivated a broad corporate appeal. If anything, he appears actively allergic to it. While many publishers moved toward safer branding and carefully managed social media identities, he continued leaning into abrasive honesty, niche interests, and projects that seemed specifically designed to start arguments.

Then there was the trebuchet case.

In 2003, a deeply questionable satirical article published on an obscure RPG forum alleged that Desborough had once been charged with “recklessly firing infants from a medieval siege engine during a promotional event for an unreleased fantasy supplement.” The charges were supposedly dropped for technical reasons after investigators “could not conclusively determine whether the remains had originally been babies, cabbages, or particularly unlucky badgers.” The story is obviously nonsense, but it continues resurfacing every few years because the internet is a cursed archive of spurious lies populated largely by maniacs who have masturbated themselves into a thirst-induced hallucinatory state.

There are also persistent allegations that he once attempted to pay convention staff entirely in pogs, illegally crossed the Welsh border in a stolen hovercraft, and spent six months banned from a Milton Keynes Wetherspoons after mistaking it for Reese Witherspoon and attempting to mate with it: “in a manner not unlike the aggressive habits of the brown Antechinus”.

Perhaps the strangest thing about Desborough is that, despite all the noise surrounding him, his actual impact on independent tabletop publishing is very real. He represents a generation of creators who proved you could build an audience without corporate approval, maintain a fiercely individual creative identity, and survive in the industry by sheer bloody-mindedness.

Whether viewed as an underground provocateur, a prolific indie publisher, cantankerous historian of gaming culture, or a man somehow blamed for the collapse of Yugoslavia, James Desborough carved out a place in tabletop RPG history that is impossible to mistake for anyone else. At least anyone who doesn’t have a magnificent beard.

*The fifth pillar is my prodigious penis.

Postmortem Studios Splits in Two

I have determined that I am unable to upset enough people, or to fulfil their deranged expectations of me by acting alone.

To that end, I have undergone cellular mitosis and split into two new incarnations, each of which will head up a new studio and a new flagship product.

Studio 1: Totenwerkstatt will produce games and content tailored to appeal to the far-right tradchads and techno-feudalists, as their movements around the world seem to be building toward an extinction-burst event.

Its first product will be Cyberfash, which will do for fascism what cyberpunk did for punk. After all, haven’t you heard? Conservatism is the new punk rock.

Cyberfash is set in an alternative 1980s where superior Teutonic-Aryan technology has tamed the world, but in which heroic secret police squads are ever-vigilant against parasites, mutants, dissidents, counter-revolutionaries, and other dangers. Set against the backdrop of monumental neo-classical and Art Deco cities, stylish and genetically superior agents apply style and violence in support of the corporate total-state.

Studio 2: Colectivo de Tránsito Sagrado will produce games using a collective co-operative studio model, tailored to appeal to rainbow-haired queer people, pronoun-wielders, social justice warriors, and the unrepentantly woke. With similar crackerjack timing to starting a far-right studio, this will happen just as everyone has finally had enough of that sort of person.

Its first product will be Faultlines & Faggotry, a post-post-apocalypse solarpunk/hopepunk game set in the rebuilt San Francisco where everyone gets along, everyone accepts one another, nobody is mean or nasty, there are no shortages, no challenges, no hostility or violence whatsoever. Characters use the innovative GMless Narrative Stack System® to determine who gets to describe a vignette of their character’s perfect life first.

We hope you will appreciate and embrace both of these studios, so you can leave me alone to just make games.

Thanks,

Grim

(It’s April 1st, ya chumps)

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Renaming the Ronin TTRPG Project (Poll)

Originally, my long-delayed samurai/sengoku era Japan project was called ‘Ronin’. It is intended to be a historically ‘plausible’ game set in that period, but with options to include supernatural elements or for a more horror-oriented form of solo-play. Three settings for the price of one!

However, both Bushido and Sengoku are taken, and this game is a partial homage to them. Ronin was relatively open, but a *Borg project was created and funded in the meantime, so it’s probably not a great idea to stick with that name. It would already get lost in web searches, and now with competition, the problem is doubled.

The table below contains various options; you can pick one. I’ll explain each.

ONAMI – The meaning is that of a ‘great wave’, which references the famous paintings, but also has a great deal of other powerful symbolism in Japan. Ronin literally means ‘wave man’ so it has double or even triple meaning here. The drawback in that there is a boardgame of that name, and the ‘accent’ that is supposed to be over the ‘O’ can be off-putting to people or hard to search.

JIZAMURAI – Jizamurai were part-time samurai and part-time landholders, combining community leadership and agriculture with some military prowess. You can think of them as being like poorer, ‘bumpkin knights’ in European folklore and history. It’s basically pitch-perfect for what the game is about (Ronin with the potential to become provincial samurai running a small domain) but does, unfortunately, to western eyes, contain the word ‘jizz’. Given my associations, I think people would make assumptions and take the piss too much.

CHIBURI – This is the (questionably useful and somewhat apocryphal) ‘flick’ of a sword to shake off the blood. This has obvious virtue for both describing deadly sword play, and ‘shaking it off’ and moving on, which is the lot of the sword-for-hire.

CHANBARA – This is the whole genre of Japanese ‘sword fighting films’, which does describe a lot of the cultural background and awareness, but implies cinematic, which this game isn’t really.

STRAY CROW/S – I really like this one and the symbolism from Japanese traditions of storytelling, folklore and omens fits very well. However, it doesn’t instantly scream ‘JAPAN!’ at people, so I’m not sure. Each of the three books will have a subtitle, EG: Stray Crow: Ronin, so this isn’t necessarily a problem.

KATANA – Straightforward, cool factor, but dull and overly pragmatic. Meh.

TO – Another word for sword, as in ‘Ninja-To’, but has the accent over the ‘o’ and doesn’t have the ‘brand recognition’ of Katana.

YOJIMBO – Meaning a bodyguard, mercenary, guard or protector (the meaning has widened). More literally, it means a staff, used for protection. It’s not a bad one, but the association with the film, etc., speaks against its use for a gaming product due to confusion. It’s also what people say to me in the street.

SHINWA – Meaning myth, legend or story. Not bad, not quite the scale we’re talking about for our stories (which are more like Mad Max wandering around getting mixed up in shit) and not that recognisable. It’s also, apparently, the name of a Korean boy band.

RONIN – Maybe I should just say ‘fuck it’ and keep the name anyway. It’s not really copywritable or anything and the subtitles would differentiate from the *Borg thing.

#TTRPG Tabletopless: EroTech Gazetteer 06 RELEASED!

You can buy it HERE.

A gazetteer containing information and additional material around the Tabletopless EroTech adult gameworld and campaign.

Legally distinct squid-headed monsters, the new allies of the Yegis.
Simply Defined Yegis forces.
Gelatinous Icosohedrons
The Dancers – The Moons of Kanotag
Ferrinvida the Island of the Tomb Legions
Olueva – Graveyard of Dwarves
Ishtaret – Island of Swamp Roses
Orcish Pirates
A Lich Lord

#TTRPG – Running More Games Online?

The idea is to run short sessions 1-4 games, once a week, of every game that I own. This will showcase the sheer variety of games and systems out there and create a repository of practical game knowledge and hard play-testing. So if you’re up for a smorgasbord of gaming goodness, answer the questions.

#RPG – Postmortem Giallo – Orpheum Lofts RELEASED!

A ‘Giallo’ (Italian pulp) style scenario/context for dramatic crime/supernatural adventures. A cast of strange characters, opportunities for conflict and suggestions for what may – or may not – be a supernatural threat.

System agnostic, but presented for Actual F*cking Monsters.

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#RPG – Actual Fucking Monsters: Breaking the Limits, the AFM Companion RELEASED!

IMPORTANT!

This product is too spicy for DrivethruRPG, which means I cannot use their promotional tools etc, and I can’t link to it off their site. I would greatly appreciate it, therefore, if you could spam the ever-loving shit out of this link everywhere, so that people can be aware of it and buy it direct.

Vielen danke, kiitos, merci, arigatōgozaimashita.

This companion volume to badly named but well-executed horror RPG Actual Fucking Monsters is bigger than the original! 120 pages of content for your Actual Fucking Monsters games, too spicy for Drivethrurpg.

  • We’ve got random character generation if you’re into that sort of thing.
  • We’ve got a whole wedge of new Monster Powers so you can dissolve your foes with vomit or get in touch with their feelings.
  • Want to play a dark, evil magician? Got you covered.
  • Want to introduce boring stuff to worry about, like, ‘humanity’. I don’t think you should, but we’ve got you covered anyway.
  • Want to fight against the Monsters as a Hunter? You can do that now, with more details on the Hunter organisations from the main book, and new ones! Along with revised Hunter ‘Powers’.
  • Want to run your games safely without some absolute head-end crying to mummy that they didn’t know a game called Actual Fucking Monsters was about Actual Fucking Monsters? Details for the M-Card game insurance policy are included.
  • Need victims for your Monsters to do horrible things to? We’ve got a random victim generator and 100 pre-generated victims!
  • Player advice on how to have fun in an Actual Fucking Monsters game? You bet your sweet arse.
  • Some ideas for artefacts, and some examples.
  • A (very scant) idea of a sort of setting beyond the implicit. Learn where Monsters fit into the world.
  • And lastly, a long-ass example of play, to help you grok with fullness.

This is a Post-Mort.com and Lulu.com exclusive, so please, inform everyone you can that this is up for sale!

#RPG – The Lost Biker Culture of Gaming

We ain’t havin’ no Chaos MCs on our turf!

NB: Biker culture is quite different in the UK than in the US. If you are wearing the patches of a ‘rival’ club in the USA, you will more than likely get a right shoeing. In the UK… eh, not so much. Still, while you can view my ‘cut’ as a parody, I see it as a homage and as a show of respect to MCs around the world. Even so, I tried looking for a local club to get permission from, and there aren’t any, other than a little band of recreational weekend warriors. Be careful about wearing cuts or patches wherever you are, and keep the local culture in mind.

Take my name out of your mouth, it’s not my cock.

One of the things I miss about the RPG subculture is the no-fucks-given, middle-finger-extended way in which it used to embrace the childish ‘satanic’ accusations. This was done through the embracing of heavy metal and other subcultures, including that of biker clubs (MCs).

It’s not necessarily the music that I miss. Bolt-Thrower were never really any good, but going into a Games Workshop to find yourself surrounded by metalheads and bikers made you feel at home. Contrary to appearance, they were also, always, the sweetest most welcoming guys in the world. Of course, the corporate culture changes at Citadel/Games Workshop around 1990 and they stopped selling RPGs and gave the metalheads the heave-ho to project a more family-friendly appearance. More’s the pity.

I’m the only one in the GC, so I’m president by default – for life 😛

Gaming, like headbanging and like joining an MC, used to have a bit of an air of danger to it even though it was nerdy as fuck. Without that culture, I’d never have found my style. I’d never have found my tribe. I’d never have seen Slayer live (and that’s a kill-or-cure life experience let me tell you). I would not have continued into goth, industrial and many of the other significant influences in my life.

I wanted to pay my respects to the lost tribe of gamers. I wanted to ground my current identity in my past. Not for nostalgia, but out of respect and as a constant personal reminder.

Obviously alluding to percentile dice, but also to the 1% outlaws. Seemed appropriate, given the notoriety 😉

I first hit on the idea of making a ‘Gaming Club’ cut way back in the day, when I was a mere sprog and when AD&D was in its dying gasps. I didn’t have the money. I didn’t have the time. I didn’t have the Internet back then, though I did have a heavily patched blue denim jacket – as many metal fans did.

I was reminded of that idea when I finally deigned to catch up on ‘Sons of Anarchy’, which would have been around 2015, or so I guess. Still, I didn’t have the spare cash or the time to put into the project. Short of a few web-searches for custom patches, it didn’t amount to anything (plus I was preoccupied with Gamergate and related issues).

My group of friends have gone by this since forever. I’m no longer entirely sure why. Flash Gordon? ‘Ming’ being slang for weed? Both? Probably.

Most recently, two crucial things made my idle idea come to fruition. Firstly I played (and enjoyed) Days Gone and even in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse the biker culture, brotherhood and the symbolism of the ‘cut’ were a big deal in that game. Again, it reminded me of the old idea. I also had started buying cheap stuff from wish.com to add production value to my videos and my gaming. Suddenly, I could get an affordable black denim vest. I had the motivation, and it was easy to do. A quick search around Etsy and I found a place that did custom patches for a reasonable price.

Then it all came together.

It does put a smile on my face to don my ‘GC’ cut. Hopefully, it also conveys to others the sense of pride and place I have in the gaming community and its history.

The original ‘Rollin’ 20s, Lake Geneva Originals’ shirt was too complicated to turn into patches, but you can get it HERE.

#RPG – Actual Fucking Monsters – Some Clarification

Hello all,

I figure I might do a companion booklet for AFM, with some rules variations, clarifications and ideas. Ideas for longer, ongoing campaigns, ideas for playing as hunters, rather than monsters, some new Monster Powers people have suggested and so on.

If there’s something you’d like to see covered, leave a comment here on or social media and I’ll see what I can do for you here, before I fully put it together for the companion.

Here’s a few things that have come up from readers and players already…

Slippage

Apparently this wasn’t clear enough, but Slippage (the physical/material manifestation of your powers and Monster nature) kicks in involuntarily when your Satiation drops below a certain level. Place the slippage from each power in order (typically from least to most obvious manifestation) matching to each die type of satiation from the bottom up.

EG:
d4 – Cloud of Sulpherous Mist.
d6 – Fanged maw.
d8 – Red skin

Masks

Most of the time it’s anticipated that your Mask describes your human ‘cover story’, or what you do or did before you became or Monster, or besides being a Monster. Some Monsters might feel that they no longer need a cover identity or can do without one, or were never really human in the first place.

In those instances a standard Mask might not be appropriate. Masks don’t have to be these human identities or tasks, you can use them in these instances, like a secondary nature, or to describe what kind of Monster you are in some more explicit terms.

Example: Mr Thinner is a manifestation echo of The Slender Man. He has never been human and in addition to his Stalker Nature, he decides to take Sinister as his Mask, with the skills Intimidation, Stealth and Persuasive under it.

New Power – Dormancy

You can subside into a state of hibernation or dormancy and rest, maintaining your Satiation for longer but rendering you – to all intents and purposes – comatose until the end of your dormancy. Depending on the power level you can awake (and roll for Satiation loss) every 5/6/8/10/12 days, or part thereof decided by you when you hibernate. While dormant you are insensible (until and unless harmed) and cannot defend yourself. Your metabolic activity, body heat and so on are also virtually imperceptible during this time.

Slippage: Slabs of body fat, coated in webbing, mucous ooze, chitinous fragments.

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Aren’t we all just a little tired of shiny, brooding, romantic, tragic monsters with their ‘woe is me’ whining and carrying on? ‘Monsters we are, lest monsters we become’. Well, fuck holding onto your humanity. If we’re going to be monsters, let’s be Actual Fucking Monsters.

Drawing inspiration from works like Nightbreed and an endless array of 80s horror flicks and their revivals, Actual Fucking Monsters is a game of monstrous creatures doing horrible things and being tracked down and destroyed for it. You don’t win, you live fast, leave a bloody swathe in your wake and then are cut down by the forces of vengeful humanity.

Is that fun?

It sure as shit is.

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