The Trouble With Lulu

As I related before an issue came up with the PoD via Lulu. Nothing wrong with the quality or the speed at which books arrived but it turns out that A4 printing is much, much cheaper (three quid cheaper in a typical case for me) than printing in US Letter format.

Initially they told me this shouldn’t be the case and that they’d look into it for me. That it was obviously wrong and that they’d check the site. They said they’d get back to me on that information.

This took some time and a great deal of badgering but eventually I got a rather brusque and short note from ‘Tracey M’ at Lulu telling me that the reason for the excessive price of the US Letter (American Quarto) format was due to its ‘popularity’. This made little sense to me and was horribly counter-intuitive, not to mention that I’d already been told that there shouldn’t have been such a huge price difference. Undeterred and quite angry by this point I pressed the issue and got yet more assurances of information and an undertaking that I would get a partial refund, both from the live chat/help operatives and from a ‘Brad Tilley’ working there.

I also got phoned – I forget the name of the person involved for the moment – and had a long conversation about the issue where it was admitted that there could be a lot more done to prevent such happening in the future and I gleaned the information that the price change had happened in May and was a result of the popularity of the A4 format… which, of course, made a complete nonsense of what ‘Tracey M’ had told me previously.

I was fairly pleased at this point since I had been promised a partial refund (20%), they recognised there was a problem and had undertaken to either a) fix it to have things more on parity or b) make the difference more obvious.

This was not to be though, I’m now given to understand that they ‘can’t’ apply the discount to my existing order, due to me using an existing discount when I ordered that collection of books. ‘Can’t’ is, of course, code language for ‘won’t’. I am now left with a great deal of work to do in reformatting, re-outputting and re-uploading every single one of my existing PoD books to A4. A lot of time that would be far better spent working on new products.

I am not a happy bunny.

Despite that, Lulu is still the best option. Their system is fussless and free to upload, with the lowered A4 book prices the profits for doing PoD are far more managable and their customer service, despite all these problems, contradictions and so forth, still beats the hell out of Lightningsource’s lower quality output, high costs for setup and incredibly finicky demands for file submission.

If the case were any different I might well be looking for a new PoD supplier about now.

Dis.
Chuffed.

Postmortem Studios one day sale!

I’m having a one-day, half-price sale for Halloween. So get in quick 🙂SALE

Problems with Lulu Resolved (Almost)

If you’ve been following me on Twitter (@Grimachu) you know I stumbled across a huge issue with Lulu.com. Namely that there is a HUUUUGE price differential between producing a book in A4 and producing a book in US Letter format, this despite the fact the paper is virtually the same size and there’s not really any problem getting hold of US letter (American Quarto) in the UK or Europe (I know, I’ve checked). Apparently this isn’t a mistake, even though the excuses given (popularity and difficulty getting US Letter) don’t really hold water.

Even though it isn’t a mistake it has, apparently, rung alarm bells in their customer service department as many people didn’t know there was this huge difference in price and nobody seems to really know why this is the case – yet. Someone’s looking into it for me and I’ll let you know when I know.

After about a week of back and forth I have, however, wrung some good news out of them. I am being refunded MOST of what I was ‘overcharged’ due to all the problems involved and that will, largely, cover me until  I can get around to re-sizing all my existing books to a more wallet-friendly format (A4). Fingers crossed that the couple of computer programs I have for the purpose will make resizing the PDFs relatively painless now, and in the future.

This may have a knock-on effect, however, for home-printing of my PDF games as those not – explicitly – designed for home printing may well, now, be designed for A4 from the get go. I’m still deciding what’s the best way to go on that from here.

Meanwhile, all you other small publishers, I very, very strongly suggest that if you’re going PoD that you go A4 rather than US letter as this will let you either charge less, or get more profit.

One thing I will say is that almost everyone involved at the other end (with one glaring exception) has been very helpful – once we got past the form letters and scripts. If you want to solve any problem their live support chat is the best way to go.

Fallout Xpress Fanbook – Index

Since edits have put things out of place here’s an index. If/when I get time I’ll consolidate this into a PDF fanbook as I did for Bioshock and I may even write up some UK based fan material 🙂

Plenty of paying stuff to be getting on with in the meantime…

Rules


Villains

Fallout Xpress Fanbook: Villains S to Z

Securitron
Str: 3 Res: 4 Dex: 2 Spd: 3 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Big Guns 2, Energy Weapons 2, Guns 2, Security 1, Speech 1, Unarmed 1.
Special: Armour 12
Attacks: Twin 9mm SMG and Twin Gatling Laser (damage +1)

Sentry bot
Str: 3 Res: 4 Dex: 3 Spd: 3 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 2 Rsl: 3 Rst: 3
Skills: Big Guns 3, Energy Weapons 3, Guns 3, Security 1, Speech 1, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 20
Attacks: Missile Launcher, Minigun OR Gatling laser.

Slags
Normal character creation rules.

Spore carrier
Str: 3 Res: 3 Dex: 3 Spd: 4 Int: 3 Per: 3 Chr: 3 Con: 3 Rsl: 3 Rst: 3
Skills: Melee Weapons 2, Sneak 3, Survival 2, Unarmed 3, Armour 2.
Special: +1 bonus Sneak dice in vegetation. Explode when killed like a fragmentation grenade.
Attacks: Unarmed.

Spore plant
Str: 3 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 0 Per: 2 Chr: 0 Con: 0 Rsl: 0 Rst: 0
Skills: Throwing 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 4.
Attacks: Seed spike Damage 2, Bite, damage Str +2, +1 Armour.

Super mutant
Normal character creation rules.

Super mutant behemoth
Normal character creation rules

Support drone
As guard drone, but no ranged weapon.

Swampfolk
As normal humans.

Tank track robot
Str: 6 Res: 6 Dex: 2 Spd: 1 Int: 1 Per: 1 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Melee Weapons 2.
Special: Armour 30.
Attacks: Autoflail, Str +6 damage, autofire.

Tesla robot
As a gun robot, but armed with a Tesla cannon.

Trog
Str: 2 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 3 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: None.
Attacks: Strength +2, +1 Armour.

Wanamingo
Str: 4 Res: 4 Dex: 4 Spd: 4 Int: 1 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 4.
Attacks: Str +3 bite.

Yao Guai
Str: 4 Res: 4 Dex: 3 Spd: 3 Int: 1 Per: 3 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 3 Rst: 3
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 4.
Attacks: Claws Str +12 damage, Armour +1

Fallout Xpress Fanbook: Villains – O to R

Pacification robot
Str: 5 Res: 4 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Big Guns 3, Energy Weapons 3, Guns 3, Speech 3.
Special: Armour 20.
Attacks: Pulse Rifle.

Pig rat
Str: 1 Res: 1 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Survival 1, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 1
Attacks: Bite, Str +1 damage, Armour +1

Protectron
Str: 2 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Energy Weapons 2, Lockpick 2, Repair 2, Science 2, Security 2, Speech 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 8
Attacks: Laser pistol.

Radroach
Str: 1 Res: 2 Dex: 1 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Survival 3, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 4
Attacks: Bite, Str, +1 Armour.

Robobrain
Str: 4 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 1 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Energy Weapons 2, Lockpick 1, Medic 1, Repair 1, Science 1, Security 1, Speech 2, Unarmed 1.
Special: Armour 8
Attacks: Plasma pistol.

Fallout Xpress Fanbook: Villains – H to N

Hover robot
As per Eye-Robot but with Big Guns 2, a Missile Launcher and a Str +5 Melee attack with a Melee skill of 2.

Human
Create using the normal character creation rules.

Komodo dragon
Str: 4 Res: 4 Dex: 2 Spd: 1 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Sneak 1, Survival 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 6
Attacks: Bite – Str +2 damage, Resilience at -1 or contract a nasty disease.

Laser robot
As per gun robot, but with twin gatling lasers (+1 damage).

Liberty Prime
Str: 10 Res: 10 Dex: 3 Spd: 3 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Big Guns 3, Melee Weapons 3, Speech 1, Throwing 3, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 30.
Attacks: Liberty Prime is armed with gatling lasers, missile launchers and thrown mini-nukes.

Mirelurk
Str: 3 Res: 4 Dex: 2 Spd:1 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 3 Rst: 3
Skills: Sneak 1, Survival 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour: 15
Attacks: Claw Str +9, +1 Armour.

Mole rat
Str: 2 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 1 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 1.
Attacks: Bite, Str+1 Damage.

Mr. Gutsy/Handy
Str: 2 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills (Gutsy): Big Guns 2, Energy Weapons 2, Guns 2, Security 2, Speech 1, Unarmed 1.
Skills (Handy): Big Guns 1, First Aid 1, Lockpick 1, Repair 1, Science 1, Security 1, Speech 1, Unarmed 1.
Special: Armour 10.
Attacks: Gutsy’s are armed with a flamer and a plasma pistol, Handy’s with a flame pistol.

Nightstalkers
As dogs, but with the bonuses of a stealthboy.

Fallout Xpress Fanbook: Villains – E to G

Eyebot
Str: 2 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Energy Weapons 2, Speech 2.
Special: Armour 6
Attacks: As per laser pistol.

Floater
Str: 4 Res: 4 Dex: 4 Spd: 5 Int: 1 Per: 4 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Barter, Big Guns, Drive, Energy Weapons, Explosives, First Aid, Gambling, Guns, Lockpick, Medic, Melee Weapons, Pilot, Repair, Science, Security, Sneak, Speech, Steal, Survival, Throwing, Unarmed.
Special: Armour 2, Fire weapons do +1 base damage, electrical weapons do -1 damage.
Attacks: Bite, Str +4 damage.

Gecko

Str: 2 Res: 3 Dex: 3 Spd: 3 Int: 1 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Sneak 1, Survival 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 4
Attacks: Bite, Str +2, +1 Armour.

Ghoul
Create using the normal character creation rules.

Giant ant
Str: 2 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 4.
Attacks: Bite, Str +1 Damage, +1 Armour.

Giant mantis
Str: 1 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival 1, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 2.
Attacks: Claw, Str +1, +1 Armour.

Giant radscorpion
Str: 3 Res: 3 Dex: 3 Spd: 3 Int: 1 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 6
Attacks: Claws Str+2, +1 Armour, Sting Str+10, Poison Resilience -2 or take 1 level of lethal damage per turn for 2 turns.

Giant rat
Str: 1 Res: 1 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Survival 3, Unarmed 2.
Special: None.
Attacks: Bite Str +1 damage, +1 Armour.

Guardian drone
Str: 3 Res: 4 Dex: 2 Spd: 1 Int: 2 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Big Guns 3.
Special: Armour 15.
Attacks: Armed with a Drone Cannon.

Gun robot
Str: 3 Res: 4 Dex: 3 Spd: 3 Int: 2 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Big Guns 3
Special: Armour 15
Attacks: Twin minigun (Minigun +1 damage)

Fallout Xpress Fanbook: Villains – C to D

Cat
Str: 1 Res: 2 Dex: 4 Spd: 4 Int: 2 Per: 4 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 3 Rst: 3
Skills: Sneak 3, Speech 1, Survival 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: None.
Attacks: Damage equal to strength, +1 Armour.

Cazador
Str: 4 Res: 4 Dex: 4 Spd: 4 Int: 1 Per: 4 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 4.
Special: Armour 2
Attacks: Stinger, Str +3, -1 Armour, Resilience roll at -3 or suffer 1 lethal damage every turn for four turns.

Centaur
Str: 3 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Throwing 2, Unarmed 3.
Special: None.
Attacks: Tongue-bite, Str +2, Armour +1, Hock Waste: 4 damage, +1 rad per damage point.

Cyberdog
Str: 3 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 4 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Sneak 1, Survival 2, Unarmed 4.
Special: Armour: 8
Attacks: Bite: Str +2

Deathclaw
Str: 5 Res: 4 Dex: 3 Spd: 4 Int: 2 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 2 Rst: 2
Skills: Survival, Unarmed.
Special: Armour 6.
Attacks: As per Deathclaw Glove, but without penalty.

Dog
Str: 2 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 2 Con: 2 Rsl: 2 Rst: 1
Skills: Survival 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: None.
Attacks: Bite – Str +1 damage, +1 Armour.

Dwarf
Despite their small stature, create dwarves using normal rules for creating humans.

Fallout Xpress Fanbook: Villains – B

B
Bark scorpion
Str: 3 Res: 3 Dex: 2 Spd: 3 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 3 Res: 2
Skills: Survival 2, Throwing, Unarmed 3.
Special: Armour 4
Attacks: Claws Str +2, +1 Armour, Stinger Str+4, +1 Armour, Res -2 or take 1 level of lethal damage per turn for 2 turns.

Behemoth Robot
Str: 7 Res: 5 Dex: 2 Spd: 2 Int: 3 Per: 4 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 3 Rst: 3
Skills: Big Guns 4, Speech 2, Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 20
Attacks: Twin Minigun (+1 damage).

Bighorner
Str: 6 Res: 4 Dex: 2 Spd: 3 Int: 1 Per: 3 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 4.
Attacks: Horns – Str +2, +1 Armour.

Bloatfly
Str: 1 Res: 2 Dex: 2 Spd: 4 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Guns 2, Survival 2, Unarmed 1.
Special: Armour 2.
Attacks: Bite: Damage Str, +1 Armour. Egg-shot: Damage 3, +1 Armour.

Brahmin

Str: 5 Res: 4 Dex: 1 Spd: 2 Int: 1 Per: 2 Chr: 1 Con: 1 Rsl: 1 Rst: 1
Skills: Unarmed 2.
Special: Armour 2.
Attacks: Hoof, Str +1 damage.