Could this be our highest achievement yet? An unnecessarily-sampled squeeze toy with seven octaves of pure absurdity. You may be asking yourself: “Do I need this?” Well the answer is obvious. No. It’s really dumb, don’t get this.
Free
What more is there to say? It’s a silly squeeze toy with ridiculous effects :) Go download for free and create your magnum opus, you’re welcome.
If you’re a currently enrolled student or an educator at an accredited school – whether it’s a university, high school, conservatory, or a structured online program – we’d love to offer you 20% off our instruments.
To apply, just send us a message including your school or program name, your role (like student or teacher), and any other relevant info – along with a quick proof of your academic status (like a scanned student or faculty ID). Once we’ve had a chance to review your info, we’ll send you a custom discount code to use at checkout.
A few things to note: This discount can’t be combined with other discount codes, sale pricing, or upgrade offers. Short-term courses, non-accredited programs, or quick certificate workshops don’t qualify.
Customize your gift card details and add it to your cart.
After purchase, the gift card will be automatically emailed to the recipient.
We offer upgrades from a lower edition (e.g., Lite) to a higher edition (e.g., Full) by paying the price difference between what you originally paid and the current price of the higher edition of eligible product series. Promotional pricing will also be factored into the upgrade process during active sales. Additionally, you have the option to retain access to your current edition for a $10 license fee.
