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Apprentice Showcase
Every year Capital Stage hires young theatre professionals for their Apprentice Program. As a culmination of the skills and experience they gain while working alongside Capital Stage professionals, they present the Apprentice Showcase. Every aspect of this showcase is produced by the Apprentice Company with the guidance of Capital Stage staff and crew. Please support their growth as young theatre professionals by attending the showcase which they have worked all year towards.
2024/25 Capital Stage Apprentice Company Presents
The 10th Annual Apprentice Showcase

Thank You For Your Order
by Jessica Moss
Directed by Katie Halstead & Jarod Wiggins
July 1 – 13, 2025
Following Select Performances of KING JAMES
Zara wants to save the planet, but to her boyfriend Matty, that looks a lot like reading a bunch of depressing think pieces and throwing out all their stuff. Their relationship is put to the test when Jocelyn, who works in the fulfillment center for a Large Corporation That Will Not Be Named, falls in love with Matty’s order and mails herself to him. Suddenly, no one’s who they used to be, all these boxes keep appearing, and a weird robot named Alexa (for no reason, no reason at all) seems to be encouraging the chaos. Have you ever wanted to stop climate change, but also wanted the fossil fuel-powered convenience of two-day delivery? And can we still love each other under late-stage capitalism?
TICKETS ARE FREE – DONATIONS ARE WELCOME
Performance Times:
- Tuesday, July 1, 2025 at 6:00 pm
- Sunday, July 6, 2025 at 5:00 pm – Following the performance of KING JAMES
- Tuesday, July 8, 2025 at 6:00 pm
- Friday, July 11, 2025 at 9:30 pm – Following the performance of KING JAMES
- Sunday, July 13, 2025 at 5:00 pm – Following the performance of KING JAMES