I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat. Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”
Just getting my own little jihad on…
Random Thought #53
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags ass, blog, douchebag, food, history, humor, life, motherfucker, news, Osama Bin Laden, pigs, politics, pork, porn, random, random thought, rant, sex, spam, win, words, WTF on May 18, 2013 by BrainRantsGetting Old Sucks
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags age, aging, ass, blog, fail, hair, humor, life, old, pain, random, rant, sleep, WTF, zombie apocalypse on May 15, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve enjoyed the ongoing dubious honor of being reminded on a regular basis these past few years that growing older has side effects. Initially, these friendly reminders were positive. Sort of small PSA’s aimed at letting me know I’d arrived in a sense. Silver sidewalls, worldly-looking lines etched in a weathered face that hinted at experience and wisdom. People take you seriously… Continue reading
Mom
Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, Home with tags awesome, blog, family, home, life, Mother, Mother's Day, news on May 12, 2013 by BrainRantsOkay, sure. Accuse me of bandwagoning here and doing a Mother’s Day post. But a quick check of my bio-RAM and the old Rants posts tells me I’ve never done one of these before. So you can think Continue reading
Splitting
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, blog, headache, humor, life, medicine, news, pain, random, rant, sleep, WTF on May 7, 2013 by BrainRantsThere is nothing quite like waking up and realizing with your first movement that you have a crushing headache. This was me today as I flailed Continue reading
Rantionary: “F” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, F, humor, life, rant, rantionary, words on May 5, 2013 by BrainRantsI am quite certain that is particular section of the Rantionary is of particular interest to everyone out there who subjects themselves to my posts each day, and for obvious reasons. The letter F is clearly a gold mine of Rantalicious words, all of them unfit for use in even impolite company, and some of which could get your ass beat down hard when used in bars frequented Continue reading
Surf Your Way Into Jail
Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, WPLongform with tags ass, awesome, blog, humor, internet, life, news, porn, rant, words, WPLongform, WTF on May 3, 2013 by BrainRantsTwinDaddy is a long-time blogger and the leader of a group of like-minded bloggers who write for Stuphblog. I noted the site because of the Star Wars theme, and the inner SciFi fan side of me had to investigate. 1Jaded1 made the formal introduction, and I signed up for his Be Our Guest frequent flyer program, and posted this today… Enjoy!
I’m A Twit
Posted in Uncategorized on May 1, 2013 by BrainRantsIn case you don’t hang out on my front page, you might not have noticed that I have a Twitter feed now that highlights my random brain droppings (cit. George Carlin, MHRIP) that I come up with that don’t warrant an entire Continue reading
Bill O’ Rights and Shit
Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Politics, Random with tags Amendment, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, Bill of Rights, blog, Constitution, fail, humor, internet, lame Congress, life, news, politics, random, rant, words, WTF on April 25, 2013 by BrainRantsHi there! A short diversion here at the opening to say “Whazzup, bitches?” to all my Rants Army Homies. I’m all home and all frustrated by Continue reading
Surprise!
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, airport, Army, ass, awesome, beer, blog, deployment, fail, home, humor, life, news, random, rant, redeployment, The Suck, travel, WTF on April 21, 2013 by BrainRantsAs I sit here in some temporary quarters pecking away at my keyboard with my forehead, it is the Thursday, the 18th of April, 2013. For my Rants Army out there Continue reading
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