I just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat. Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”
Just getting my own little jihad on…
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Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags ass, blog, douchebag, food, history, humor, life, motherfucker, news, Osama Bin Laden, pigs, politics, pork, porn, random, random thought, rant, sex, spam, win, words, WTF on May 18, 2013 by BrainRantsVisual New Year – 2013
Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Politics, Random with tags Afghanistan, ass, blog, Borg, humor, internet, life, news, porn, random, rant, Risk, Star Trek, win, words, WTF, zombie apocalypse on January 2, 2013 by BrainRantsHappy New Year to the Rants Army. Just so you know, if BrainRants was Risk, you’d be paying me taxes.
Computer Guy – Again
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Humor with tags computer, family, home, humor, laptop, life, mildew, software, vaio, win, Windows 7 on September 28, 2011 by BrainRantsMany of you may not recall my post about my ongoing battles with our home automation applicances (f-ing computers). Before you move on you might want to check it out here.
So the ongoing drama is that my Daughter Unit The Second has managed to solve her issues on the laptop we sent her. Turns out it was HP’s fault for sending out a bad update. For the record, I’d figured that out myself before the computer nerd in CA fixed it, but there are some things I can’t do at a range of 1200 miles. Personally, I count that as a WIN because if the laptop was here, I’d have fixed it.
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