Every now and then I have to stop and write down thoughts about things that go on in my life, and today is one of those days. Today is important. They say pride is a sin but I don’t care. Continue reading
Pride
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home with tags awesome, blog, family, graduation, life, news, pride on June 15, 2013 by BrainRantsLost Awesome
Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, history, humor, internet, life, music, phone, random, rant on June 10, 2013 by BrainRantsWhile I was culling the interwebs for something mildly amusing or interesting, I came across a few pieces that bemoaned things that our kids will never have to experience. I found some of it entertaining because it took me back to a time when I had Continue reading
How-To: Interpreting Rants
Posted in Humor, Official Useless Facts, Random, Rant with tags BrainRants, humor, life, random, rant, sleep on June 7, 2013 by BrainRantsA surprising number of people I interact with have issues with successfully reading my mood from moment to moment. Mama Rants and Sister Rants have no problem knowing exactly what flavor my mood is, but then they have the advantage of Continue reading
Rantiversary
Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags anniversary, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, BrainRants, fail, home, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on June 3, 2013 by BrainRantsBelieve it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today. How about Continue reading
Rantionary: “G” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, G, humor, life, rant, rantionary, words on June 1, 2013 by BrainRantsYet another installment of my ongoing explainer/dictionary of creative ways to employ or destroy the English language. By now you’ve likely noted that some of these terms appear in regular dictionaries. Then again, if you’re smart enough to notice that shit, you’re also bright enough to realize I rarely feel obliged to adhere to those and therefore Continue reading
Twenty-One
Posted in Army, Awesome, History, Random with tags Army, awesome, bacon, blog, history, life, milestone, news, random, service on May 30, 2013 by BrainRantsGood Morning. Yet again, I’m here, ranting in your ear about something well before the Sun comes up. That’s kind of the point to this one, Continue reading
Le Clown Militaire
Posted in Random on May 29, 2013 by BrainRantsLe Clown, bored and shivering cold in Canadiana, asked me one day to host him on his grand tour of the U.S. I put some thought into it, and came up with an awesome and action-packed day.
Memorial Day – 2013
Posted in Army, Awesome, Best, History, Home with tags Army, awesome, blog, history, holiday, home, honor, life, Memorial Day, news, patriots, rememberance, war on May 27, 2013 by BrainRantsLast year on Memorial Day I was stuck in Afghanistan, and the year prior I was not blogging yet. This year I felt compelled to add a more well-written addition to the constellation of posts I like to Continue reading
Had It Up To Here
Posted in Economy, History, Humor, Politics, Rant, Worst with tags ass, blog, douchebag, history, humor, lame Congress, life, news, rant, war, WTF, zombie apocalypse on May 24, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve had it up to here. In case you can’t see, I’m making a choppy motion a few inches above my bald head, which is about seventy-three inches above the floor right now while I’m wearing my combat shitkickers. I found this photo on Continue reading
Tapping Into The Collective Rage
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, birthdays suck, blog, humor, life, random, rant, words, WTF on May 21, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve been watching my WordPress Dashboard for some time now with great interest like the good Type-5A obsessive that I am. While all of the usual statistics are there to scratch my “check on that” itch, I noticed a recurring thing a few months ago with some Continue reading
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