Why you gotta be a motherfucker… yeah, I cannot recall how many times someone has asked me that Continue reading
Why You Gotta Be A…
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, awesome, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, motherfucker, random, rant, travel, war, WTF on April 14, 2013 by BrainRantsA Question of Pressing Importance
Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2013 by BrainRantsI thought I’d let the storm die down before reblogging this. To be honest I’m just happy I got bandwidth right now to do this. My sincere thanks again to Le Clown and Mme. Weebles for the opportunity to offend their followers as well as mine. Enjoy…
I’m An Outlier
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, awesome, bacon, blog, douchebag, duel, fail, humor, humour, life, news, porn, random, rant, sex, words, WTF, zombie apocalypse on April 9, 2013 by BrainRantsI’m pleased to announce that Le Clown has seen fit to include me in his Outlier Collective Project. Please visit the site and have a laugh. Le Clown and Madame Weebles teamed to make this possible.
Enjoy!
Man Walks Into A Bar
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, fail, food, humor, life, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on April 7, 2013 by BrainRantsI was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right Continue reading
Embracing The Suck – Part Four
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant, The Suck, Travel with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, douchebag, fail, humor, life, news, random, rant, shower, travel, WTF on March 24, 2013 by BrainRantsSo by now you all must realize I have come and gone already on my not-so-mid-tour leave. If not, go back to February and repeat. If you’re not a regular here, then why the hell not? Got some better blog to hang out on? Anyway, I have more rantaliciousness that I’ve gathered in that effort. I’m astounded that it took me six Continue reading
Chillin’ With The Man In Afghanistan (Part Two)
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags humor, interview, Jesus, life, news on March 17, 2013 by BrainRantsThis is part two of my experience of hanging out with Jesus in Afghanistan. We left off in the middle of some Continue reading
Chillin’ With The Man In Afghanistan (Part One)
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags humor, interview, Jesus, life, news on March 10, 2013 by BrainRantsSo the scenario goes like this: being the outstanding desk jockey that I am here in Afghanistan, someone higher up my food chain clearly decided I had more than enough time on my hands and detailed me to be Continue reading
Did You Just Say That Out Loud? #9
Posted in Afghanistan, Awesome, Humor, Official Shit I Said Out Loud, Random, Rant with tags blog, humor, life, out loud, random, rant on March 3, 2013 by BrainRantsAs-of writing and posting this using the scheduling post feature, it is April of ’12, and I’m fully out of awesome shit that I’ve said out loud. Now, knowing myself, that merely means that all of the stellar shit that spews from my dumbass piehole during this deployment has only built up on my document file for later, after Continue reading
Swag
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, bacon, beer, blog, deployment, humor, life, news, random, road trip, swag on March 2, 2013 by BrainRantsHey! ‘Live’ from Kuwait, just a quick note to direct you to a new page of mine here at BrainRants. Some of you might be interested in this shit, others not so much. This is also accessible from the homepage.
Enjoy.
It’s Been Fun
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2013 by BrainRantsIf the scheduler function functions the way it ought, you’re reading this as I begin the mind-numbing process of getting my ranty ass back to Afghanistan, or The Suck, as I call it with such shallow Continue reading
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