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Random Thought #52
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags ass, awesome, bacon, blog, humor, life, news, porn, random, random thought, rant, skeeve, WTF on February 27, 2013 by BrainRantsCookin’ With Rants: Hocks And Beans
Posted in Awesome, Best, Food, Home, Humor with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, cooking, food, hocks and beans, home, humor, life, news on February 26, 2013 by BrainRantsHungry for some really awesome food that will stick to your ribs and put you in a carbohydrate-induced coma? Try this recipe out, then. This is pure down-home comfort, and surprisingly easy Continue reading
Rantionary: Reader-Provided Words #1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rantionary with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, Bieber, blog, douchebag, humor, life, news, random, words, WTF, zombie apocalypse on February 25, 2013 by BrainRantsThe whole Rantionary concept has really taken off. In the tradition of my string of “That Guy” posts, where I elected to take fan-based suggestions and expound on them, I’ve thrown open the Rants tome of vile, naughty and off-color words to the ‘Notes’ page and left the pen resting on the parchment for all y’all. Here are Continue reading
Good Grief, What’s Up?
Posted in Humor, Politics, Random, Rant, Worst with tags ass, blog, douchebag, fail, humor, lame Congress, life, news, politics, porn, random, rant, spam, WTF, zombie apocalypse on February 24, 2013 by BrainRantsWell, I’ve survived the epic snow dump thus far, my only damage (if one could call it that) some lower back discomfort from the shovel work I did for MamaRants to clear the walk and driveway. I find it amusing that these big storms make so much news. I mean really – weather happens, people. This wasn’t like the huge storm last year Continue reading
Murphy’s Laws of Combat – Part Three
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, awesome, blog, combat, deployment, humor, life, Murphy's Laws of Combat, news, random, war on February 23, 2013 by BrainRantsWell, here we’re about to wrap up the three-part series of posts dedicated to Murphy’s Laws of Combat. I probably didn’t order them well, and I commented at random on all of these. Again, I need to nod in appreciation to Archon, who did an awesome and very detailed post about non-combat laws, some of them also Continue reading
Random Thought #51
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random, Rant with tags humor, life, random, random thought, sleep on February 22, 2013 by BrainRantsDoes anyone else find it odd that we’re allegedly the most advanced species on this planet but we’re forced to waste an entire third of our lives laying around in a state of unconsciousness?
Murphy’s Laws of Combat – Part Two
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, awesome, blog, combat, deployment, humor, life, Murphy's Laws of Combat, news, random, war on February 21, 2013 by BrainRantsAs I noted in Part One of this series, my hat’s off to Archon for stimulating the neuron (one of about five that still reliably function) in my head for this bout of Continue reading
AutoTopic: The Minimum Amount Of Sleep You Can Get By On?
Posted in Afghanistan, AutoTopic, Humor, Random with tags Afghanistan, Army, autotopic, blog, deployment, humor, life, news, random, sleep, WTF, zombie apocalypse on February 20, 2013 by BrainRantsAn interesting question, Mr. AutoTopic. If you’ve followed me for any length of time, you know I’ve been through the circus of diagnosing sleep apnea and my subsequent fitting for my Darth Sleeper CPAP device. However, Continue reading
A Little Competition
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random with tags ass, awesome, bacon, blog, computer, douchebag, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, sex, spam, words, WTF, zombie apocalypse on February 19, 2013 by BrainRantsSo here’s this idea I had that hopefully will spark a bit of a war… okay, firefight or skirmish… maybe just something that’s the equivalent of two Continue reading
Murphy’s Laws of Combat – Part One
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Humor, Random, The Suck with tags Afghanistan, Army, awesome, beer, blog, combat, humor, life, Murphy's Laws of Combat, news, random, war on February 18, 2013 by BrainRantsBeing home briefly in some ways is a good thing. Because beer, mainly, and because Jack, but also because bandwidth. I’ve ranted poetic before on the limitations of what’s available to me over in Continue reading
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