In this ongoing series of posts that highlight the more colorful ways I wield – or bludgeon – the English language, I’ve come to the realization that this process of creating these is a lot like going to your basement (or attic, as the case may be) and randomly sifting through the boxes of useless shit you have stashed there. You know what I mean – you spot a box and open it, and an hour later you are asking yourself Continue reading
Rantionary: “E” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, E, humor, John Erickson, life, rant, rantionary, words on February 17, 2013 by BrainRantsHome: A Target
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant, Travel with tags ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, computer, death, humor, internet, life, meteor, news, porn, random, rant, Russia, WTF, zombie apocalypse on February 16, 2013 by BrainRantsWell holy shit and dip me in cheese and call me a nacho. Okay, so apparently the Earth just got dickslapped by a meteor of about ten tons. I wish Continue reading
Cooking With Rants: Epic Refried Beans
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor with tags bacon, beer, blog, cooking, food, humor, life, porn, rant, refried beans on February 15, 2013 by BrainRantsPeople who know me often comment that I’m slow on the uptake at times, saying, “You have a sucky flash-to-bang sometimes.” That’s in the context of judging how far off the thunderstorm is based on Continue reading
Random Thought #50
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags death, garden, home, humor, life, random, random thought on February 14, 2013 by BrainRantsAlways step lightly through BrainRants’ garden. You have no idea what is just under the surface. Continue reading
Travel Thoughts
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Home, Humor, Rant, Travel, Worst with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, humor, life, news, road trip, travel, WTF on February 13, 2013 by BrainRantsOh, hi. What’s up out there in blog world? Same shit, I see. Interesting development for Rants going on here – I’m on what we call “Mid-Tour Leave.” This means that I get a break from the daily bullshit in Kharjackistan and am allowed some time in the ‘States. Continue reading
AutoTopic: If You Could Live Forever, Would You?
Posted in AutoTopic, Awesome, History, Humor with tags alien, autotopic, history, humor, life, porn, space on February 10, 2013 by BrainRantsWhat a completely interesting and juicy AutoTopic. You all know by now that I’m a closet science fiction nerd and Trekkie, so no surprise here I’d snatch this one up and give it a try. After all, it’s a common Continue reading
Combat Bacon
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor with tags Afghanistan, Army, awesome, awesomesauce, bacon, blog, Chuck Norris, combat, deployment, food, humor, internet, life, news, porn, sex, WTF on February 3, 2013 by BrainRantsI see a lot of traffic on the internetz about bacon. I’ve even done a post about bacon and mentioned the awesomehood of bacon on multiple occasions here. Why? Well, because bacon. Continue reading
Going Postal
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, humor, mail, postal, random, rant on January 27, 2013 by BrainRantsI might have neglected to mention that once I got here to Afghanistan, the job I was supposed to go and do was changed to the one I’m now actually doing. Overall this is a big win for Rants because it’s the difference between Continue reading
Rantionary: “D” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags D, humor, life, rant, rantionary, words on January 20, 2013 by BrainRantsTrying to knock down at least four pins this time, and extend the gay sports analogy lead-ins. Today’s selected letter of course is D, and I have to say that after considering the possibilities for X, Q, and Z while keeping in mind my limited brain function, this may well take on two parts and make up for failure where Continue reading
Random Thought #49
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags awesome, boobs, humor, life, news, porn, random, random thought, sex on January 16, 2013 by BrainRantsOne thing that will never happen:
A man looking at or thinking of boobs gets suddenly distracted… “Ooooh! Squirrel!”
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