"Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal that has the true religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight."
~Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
~Mark Twain

"A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes."
~Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)

I suppose this could apply to Lyle and I getting engaged...