Pensitivity101’s theme last week was Who said/sang/wrote………………..

1. I want to break free.

The hymn of many a person in prison.  Occasionally one or two manage to make this refrain a reality!!

2. No more the fool.

My redneck neighbor – he’s already reached legal maximum.  He’s not a complete fool, though.  Some parts are missing.

3. Food, glorious food.

What many people think when they see the buffet at a favourite restaurant or cruise ship.

4. The Princess Diaries.

The private journals and papers of that entitled Chica at the local High School.  Don’t let her fool you, she’s got all the notes on most of the guys (and many of the girls too!).  All under lock and key in her luxurious bedroom.

5. The Name of the Game.

Monopoly, Yahtzee, Trouble, Sorry…  I know, Truth or Dare!  The truth is not to take the dare if you can help it!

6. You can’t hurry love.

“Hurry love??!”  He’s already going so fast that he’s back on the couch with a cold beer, and her hair isn’t even mussed.

7. Kiss me Kate.

Ellen Degenerate, the author of the new LGBTQ romance.  I don’t know who Kate is, but consent is always a good thing.

8. Catch a falling star.

They are worth a ton of money to the rock hounds and collectors.

9. Absolute Power.

Corrupts absolutely, as we have evidence of with the Orange Dictat-wanna-be.

10. I’ll have what she’s having.

This is what you get when the dating pool consists of the family picnic.  I’m sure the sister of the redneck wife next door has already offered the husband a cold beer, and a warm bed, as soon the separation is official.