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David
@dnaz21
trash person/half-persian
Austin, TX
Joined February 2016
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    mavs won the 29 non-THJ minutes by nine points and lost the 19 minutes he played by sixteen points.
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    Replying to @GraceSpelman
    wife was violently hungover postwedding at a hotel where others had seen a rodent in their room. finished packing and came out to the living room to see her half-clothed on the floor: "go on without me, david. i belong to the rats now".
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    Replying to @david_j_roth
    He grabs the mic. "420...69" he says through a very cool smirk. The crowd is hooting and hollering. Grimes is there and wants him back.
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    Replying to @alanisnking
    commentators: "I guess we'll have to wait a while to interview lewis" me:
    GIF
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    Replying to @1followernodad
    there's a lot more time to be weird when you make your family get to the airport sixteen hours before takeoff.
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    Replying to @minakimes
    new reader questions podcast: Beta Mail with Mina Kim
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    Replying to @NekiasNBA
    he should be able to talk about how great sheed was and how ahead of his time he was without resorting to this absolute nonsense.
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    Replying to @DragonflyJonez
    bron off the bordeaux and a few pulls of lobos ready to burn it all down
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    Replying to @maizie_star and @postboob
    having a complete meltdown on a thursday over someone i don't know's views on lip plumper
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    Replying to @pattymo
    mr president another pathetic tweet has been pinned
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    so much for the tolerant jeff
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    Replying to @BdotHobbs and @djhellayella
    yeezus is better than anything drake has ever released.