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🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢
@DragonflyJonez
You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.
40 ounces to freedom
Joined January 2009
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    My old ass has no idea how to maneuver this Discord shit but the Jenkins and Jonez Discord is here. Subscribe to our Patreon to join Patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez
    For everyone who's been asking us for years to create a Discord--we did!! It's available to subscribers on the Patreon, just went live a few minutes ago :) patreon.com/c/JenkinsAndJo…
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    I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose
    my brain refuses to believe there are four ppl in this picture
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    I don't think there's any animal on the planet that a housecat won't slap the shit out of
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    I remember in college this shit happened in my physics class and the teacher got emotional and said we didn't fail the test - she failed us. She went back over everything and then a ton of ppl got A's and B's. I still got like a 63 on that mufucka but you can't save everybody
    Teacher: the highest test score was a 47 Class:
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    Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture
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    This the type of shit Crash Bandicoot would do when you didn't move the controller for 2 minutes
    can beyonce do this? oh okay
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    Xee
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    I have never seen a more “I have a white wife” face in all my years
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    "I lost 70 family members in gaza" no one fucking has that many family members to lose, what the fuck. LOL. Who believes this shit???
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    High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda and then would learn about the Pythagorean theorem, read Robert Frost and then go run a mile all in a span of 3 hours.
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    Woman eats pasta with gravy, now people want her banned from Italy mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…
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    If you ever get in an accident you can hit this to rewind time so you can avoid it. Lots of ppl don't know this.
    i have a question. what does this setting mean?
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    So glad OG got to have this moment. I know that shit been festering since 1957.
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    People who get milkshakes instead of a drink when they get a fast food meal are wild as hell to me. How the hell you gonna eat a burger and fries and then quench your thirst with ice cream