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Alanis King
@alanisnking
The cat lady who drives cars. Find me on YouTube.
Texas
Joined May 2009
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    A lot of folks have asked me to review a car I know better than almost any other: the Mazdaspeed MX-5 Miata. That review is now filmed and published ♥️🩶 youtu.be/HmaRrsPzNmQ
    Alanis with her two Mazdaspeeds
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    Can you imagine spending $44 billion to do this to yourself
    A Twitter Blue checkmark account called “Tesla” tweets: “BREAKING: A second Tesla has hit the World Trade Center.”
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    Thinking about the people who watched the entire Canada F1 race from this tree
    Two people siting high up in a tree over the Canadian GP track.
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    Hot take: The F1 grid walk should be hosted by an obviously annoyed Max Verstappen before he has to hop in the car, and he has to talk to at least four celebrities he’s never heard of in order to not get a grid penalty
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    F1 planning the Vegas Grand Prix
    The Glee meme that says "I'm going to create an environment is so toxic." Alanis has photoshopped it to say "I am going to create an American F-1 race that starts at 1 a.m. in America."
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    I appreciate Christian Horner because he'll show up to a press conference about breaking the cost cap and make you think YOU broke the cost cap
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    Max Verstappen telling everyone on the radio to shut up and then asking if the race is over because no one told him: vibes
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    Max Verstappen is an F1 champion, but deep down, Max Verstappen is a NASCAR driver
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    Carlos Sainz is the only non-Red Bull driver to win in F1 since 2022, yet he’s still losing his job. This is why you don’t let jobs (or bosses, or investors) define you
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    Husband works so hard for the iRacing 24. His team accidentally hit a car; they came back to wreck us. We begged them not to; they said “Ha!” Logged off after. This was 7 hours ago. Went ~10 laps down, got 5 back. They saw, logged back on, did it again. My vibe is lifetime ban
    A white and teal car run by “Inca Salsa Racing” wrecking Alanis’ husband’s team, who has a black and yellow car.
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    Pour one out for the fact that this Ferrari is from 2012 and this is still accurate
    A dashboard plaque in the Ferrari California that says “Ferrari: 31 Formula One World Titles.”
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    The headlines on Ferrari's official F1 race recaps are the funniest thing I've ever seen
    A screenshot of the headlines says: Spanish Grand Prix - A tough Sunday, but it's not all bad; Monaco Grand Prix - Not the result we had hoped for; Azerbaijan Grand Prix - Bitter disappointment; French Grand Prix - Carlos makes up 14 places. A great shame for Charles; Hungarian Grand Prix - Below par; Belgian Grand Prix - A tough race; Italian Grand Prix - An imperfect Sunday.
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    I just did a hot lap with Sergio Pérez. He yelled “LOOK INTO MY EYES” every time I stopped looking into his eyes
    Sergio Perez driving a Civic Type R in a Red Bull shirt and helmet. He’s smiling and looking in Alanis’ eyes.
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    The Ferrari F1 team is so funny. They’re like: “We’re going to unveil a special car. It’s not going to be red. It’s going to be a different color. No red. Other color. Color other than red.” And then they unveil it, and it’s red