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My bf is outside (my dog’s favorite) but he is smoking a cigar (my dog’s least favorite) so now she just has to yearn
Sophia Benoit
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Sophia Benoit
@1followernodad
author of WELL, THIS IS EXHAUSTING (2021) & THE VERY DEFINITION OF LOVE (2026)
- ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach
- My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.
- when a job listing says the words "fast-paced environment" that means toxic
- did no one read things before chatGPT? Because every writer I know loooooves the em dashan easy tell if someone uses chatgpt is if they use the long dash (—) nobody uses that
- The girl I’m babysitting doesn’t know that for tonight I’m allowed to let her watch as many Bluey episodes as she wants so she keeps asking for “one more.” And I get to be a benevolent god who gives her another. It’s a real thrill for both of us.
- when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think
- why cause I might stay hot and get even bigger bazongas
- my favorite part of this is that the first woman didn’t even offer to be with him she just exists
- my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this
- my boyfriend got the big Costco ham and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him
- Going off of memory out of laziness here but there was a researcher who used bird tracking technology to show that teens in the 70s/80s had almost 2 miles of autonomous space and teens today have less than 2 meters.
