My nonbinary sibling just forwarded this birthday text they got from our grandma.
They’ve been nonbinary for like 8 years, and apparently Grandma’s takeaway after all that time is, “Nathan changed his first name to Them.”
Cool Hand Luka
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Cool Hand Luka
@coolhandluka_
self-proclaimed father of two
Joined February 2010
- Replying to @coolhandluka_I’m beginning to see why the pronoun shift has been so hard for her
- Replying to @HamHock42going to google and searching “I, Jeff Clark, murdered my wife, Suzanne Clark, at my home (1305 Cherry Ave.) and now I would like to dispose of her body so that the police don’t catch me and charge me with murder, which is the crime I did. What should I do, google dot com?”
- Replying to @usedwigsTony Stark [entering frame]: “Maybe we could catch the B- the B- [pauses to compose himself] the Boy II Man reunion tour.”
- remember when she just lip-synced Donald Trump for like 45 seconds and then Netflix gave her an entire show?
- Replying to @StuartScottsEyeOh yeah, she’s come a long way from a few years ago, when she told Nathan they were too sensitive at Easter and complained about there being too many rules in PC culture
- Here’s a long-overdue and heartfelt thank you to @IanKarmel. I’ll begin with some background info. I work for an alternative high school in Seattle. The school runs two homes for some of the students, a “boys house” and a “girls house.” My wife and I manage the boys house. (1/)
- Felix Hernandez’s career was filled with starts where he went 7 innings, allowed two runs or fewer, and took the loss. Thankfully, the 2023 Mariners are very different. Now we have *four* starters who regularly go 7 innings, allow two runs or fewer, and take the loss.
- Replying to @ClueHeywoodThis is so so good. My wife worked for a family who had one and they kept theirs in the workout corner of there garage, where these kinds of things belong, rather than prominently featured next to their dining room table like the buffoons in these ads
- Replying to @coolhandluka_The best illustration to quantify a billion I’ve heard is that a million seconds equals roughly 11 days, but a billion seconds translates to 32 YEARS. So if Gates and Bezos spent $100 every second of every day, it would take them over 32 years to run dry. Cool system we have here
- Replying to @coolhandluka_ and @SighFieriWe do genuinely appreciate the attempts. Fox News and Facebook may have turned her brain into Swiss cheese, but she’s still trying and still loves Nathan.
- No, I think this is sweet. And if she thinks it’s insane, you can say “sorry, I was high”
- lol imagine having 300k followers and then being Mad Online at some low-level tech sales guy from SeattleReplying to @_willcomptonI’m sure you have a hard enough time getting your socks on in the the morning and this photo right here makes me believe you wouldn’t get out of your stance quick enough in the Oklahoma drill Imagine your morning routine after I fucking wrecked you in the A gap
- Your periodic reminder of the majesty of @megstalter
