*Avengers: Endgame, opening scene, 1 month later*
Captain America (crying): "I'm still so sad."
Black Widow: "We need to do something fun. Let's go see Oates in concert."
Captain America: "Just Oates? What about Ha... oh right..." (more crying)
Jeff
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- my dog waiting for his 7pm treat as I calmly explain daylight saving time to him
- When my daughter was 3 or 4 she was watching Seasame Street in the other room when a muppet started playing electric guitar. She ran in and said "Daddy, you like Rock and Roll music, right?" "I do." I said. She took my hand and said "I think you're really gonna enjoy this."
- the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever
- If you're on a zoom call with a guy and he has guitars hanging on the wall behind him, DO NOT ask him about them, that's exactly what he wants you to do.
- Replying to @usedwigs...Cap goes to his bedroom and turns on the TV, sees "Property Brother" (much more crying)
- No one hates my love of 90s alt rock music more than my daughter Glycerine.
- If you went to a Third Eye Blind concert and Matchbox Twenty came out instead and started playing you'd be like "sure, that's fine."
- What do I miss most about my Dad? Probably the child detective agency he ran.
- Madonna wrote "Ray of Light" about Ray Romano.
- Just drove by a preschool in my neighborhood where all the kids were standing outside with their teachers watching a trash truck empty a dumpster. When the dumpster was lifted upside down and the trash came out, all the kids clapped/went nuts.
