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@HamHock42

Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly

Joined January 2015

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@HamHock42
Aug 27, 2024
I cannot stress this enough- this is the first and only time that you should pay the $47 for event insurance
Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagher
Aug 27, 2024
“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas
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@HamHock42
Feb 16, 2024
It is rare that my job is legitimately fun, but today I get to take the deposition of a person who does not know that I know that they are trying to hide $821,539 in a bank account that they didn’t disclose in their court affidavits.
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@HamHock42
Jan 18, 2023
The google searches found on the laptop used by the husband who *allegedly* killed his wife in Massachusetts recently are fuck all bananas
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@HamHock42
Mar 14, 2024
Have community notes ever cooked one man to death so many times in two days
Nick O’Neill
@chooserich
Mar 13, 2024
Good morning from my LA lambo
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@HamHock42
Dec 26, 2021
Y’all wanna see a dead body
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@HamHock42
Nov 17, 2023
Won a $9 eBay auction
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@HamHock42
May 14, 2025
We are hurtling towards destruction with corrupt geriatrics and literally only Ken reports on it
Ken Klippenstein
@kenklippenstein
May 14, 2025
71 year old congresswoman Debbie Dingell falls asleep in hearing room
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Matthew Foldi
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@HamHock42
Jul 30, 2023
Google Karl Malone 13 to find out more!
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@HamHock42
Sep 11, 2024
asked a guy in his depo about cheating on his wife, he admits to spending $ on family amex at chinese restaurant so naturally my next question was "what did you order" just to keep him antsy and he said "appetizers/drinks" you bet i said "crab rangoon, things of that nature?"
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@HamHock42
Jun 23, 2025
5 hours after a divorce agreement was approved the mom sent the dad and cc’d everyone (lawyers, court personnel etc) an email that finished “enjoy your steakhouse dinner with your whore; if you need me and the kids we will be at Chili’s” and that’s the hardest line I’ve ever seen
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@HamHock42
Feb 16, 2024
Replying to @TheWapplehouse
The fifth has been taken
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@HamHock42
Dec 26, 2023
The courage I just showed pretending to not know who Sidney Sweeney was when my wife was trying to pick a brain dead movie for us to go watch since the kids are out could rival anything a fireman has ever done
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@HamHock42
May 28, 2024
To any of you that have ever used the term sports ball just understand that Angel Hernandez retiring is for us like the day Henry Kissinger finally kicked it
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@HamHock42
May 29, 2024
I have decided that if I am ever in a situation where I get a tragic make a wish moment, it would be to fight this man in front of his family
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