Im 28 this week and somehow Im not single anymore and this is what she baked me for my birthday
milkman
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milkman
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milkman, rabbi, rent seeker, flâneur
- Replying to @YampelegHis audience is 25-30 year old software engineers that used to watch him as kids
- I should have more sex. The years of celibacy were a mistake. Having sex with someone your not attracted to is great.
- I think im done with using the internet I cant take it anymore
- Literally me and her
Literally my family - I dont have employee physiogonomy how am I supposed to get a job
- A 10/10 jewish Latina matches with me on hinge and asked me what my favourite meal is
- Replying to @yacineMTBCanada is great because you can leave your fentanyl unattended at any mcdonalds playplace and NO ONE will steal it
- Replying to @liquidprismata and @prismaticflowBoth. The key is not to ovrethink and just put your penis in things
