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moderately amusing gay wolf
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moderately amusing gay wolf
@ModeratelyMused
chronically unserious, emotionally impervious
CA
Joined August 2013
- A 25 year old will look you dead in the eye and ask you if you’ve heard of Led Zeppelin
- Replying to @mehow123Damn i kinda want a daughter just so I can name her Hannah and teach her to say this now
- Replying to @lachancenaomi27You’re the girl weird adult virgins post pictures of with the caption “mid” and it’s just the most ethereal, angelic creature you’ve ever seen
- Replying to @mayaisfiyaImage going to a bar and they have private rooms for oral sex and cocaine sounds lit
- Replying to @oocsitcomsHow in Friends Joey and Chandler love the movie Die Hard but did not recognize Bruce Willis when he started dating Rachel (Jenifer Aniston)
- Replying to @_spacepeanut_Oh god someone in Brooklyn is about to hang it as an art piece
- Replying to @abby4thepeopleWhy yes it is scary, Jan. Thank you so much for asking :))
- Replying to @t_sadiityIf I was in line with them I’d really have said I’ll give you the $60 but you gotta block him and delete all his photos and convos yeah from the deleted folder too.
- Replying to @ethanjuicedYou’re a villain and you belong in prison
- Replying to @Richard_VixenBold of you to assume they went to college
- This man knows EXACTLY what we want from him and he just keeps delivering
- Replying to @FreckledLibertyMowing the lawn happens once maybe twice a month, feeding a family is a 3x a day thing. Nice try though, loser.
