Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic
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sim left on free-will mode
- Why do gay guys have accents but lesbians don’t????
- This looks so good! What shape is this supposed to be, what flavor is the cake and icing and what’s that dusting on top??Snoopy cake made out of a yuzu vanilla sponge with a raspberry caramel and matcha buttercream topped with a yuzu confectionery sugar
- Now ladies, remember, grapefruit is a fat burner so you’re losing weight as you’re sucking dick.
- Got into my Uber and he’s goes “ok we’re going to brooklyn?” Then he goes “OH! Manhattan! VERY NICE! I saw you walking and I thought we were going to Brooklyn. very sorry”
- Yup! Burns when I pee! Fire island was a success 😁
- new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga
- need to rub someone’s pre cum on my gums like coke
