miss lady wolf
2,389 posts
22 years of stage IV cognitive dissonance. DO NOT TOUCH.
- Replying to @vzmpyrShowing this with a stoic face to my hairdresser when she asks what colour I’d like to go for.
- (Flirting with a 30 year old man) You’re so naive for your age.
- Ceal Floyer inspires my diet. I eat White Everything because White = Pure (absentminded, clean-slate, no-tracks-yet). Everyone whirs about hygiene with bellies full of sawdust and soot-toothpaste. I’m so pure I don’t even wash my hands: “Hard water stains!”
- With time being as flat as it is, there I am, 4 summers ago, pinching fabric and twirling.
- Ceal Floyer inspires my diet. I eat White Everything because White = Pure (absentminded, clean-slate, no-tracks-yet). Everyone whirs about hygiene with bellies full of sawdust and soot-toothpaste. I’m so pure I don’t even wash my hands: “Hard water stains!”
- Very distracted by the impressions left by lace during my stats class
- “Heavy petting” is such a perfect term as I am part animal, part girl.
- No worries, I hate how distracting driving is.












