...to see if this thing still imports to Facebook. I sincerely hope it doesn't.

...is a sweet-ass GIF of James i made from Anna's pictures, which I can't seem to figure out how to post anywhere.
Sorry.


Oh, and Happy New Year.

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question.

B) Tag eight (I'm just doing 7) people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

Tag! You're it!

tridentlord 
armrha 
theskirtgirlie 
valentine_blues 
spookyelectric1 
ginithekiller 
hellblazer99 


1. If you could have one thing right now, what would it be? A Playmate

2. How do you style your hair? Ponytail...though I'm considering bangs. Morgan likes bangs.

3. Is there a God? I fucking hope not.

4. What color shirt are you wearing now? THE SWORD TSHIRT IS BLACKEST

5. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.

6. Do you nap a lot? No, I just sleep in for days.

7. Who was the last person you hugged? Morgan. The next person I will hug though, is Miz Jonez.

8. What, in your opinion, is your contribution to the world at large? My rockin' hips, my love of talking to strangers, my unbridled sexuality and my offensive sense of humor.

9. What was the last thing you ate today? A 4x espresso peppermint latte in Barnes & Noble. Fucking amazing.

10. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? Long enough to grumble and put on pants?

11. What Web sites do you visit daily? Youtube (and its affiliates, RedTube and PornoTube) Facebook, Achewood, Penny Arcade, 4chan, and WoWhead.

12. What's the last movie you watched? To my shame, I watched some of Twilight last night online. Maybe it's just that I own a vagina, but I enjoyed it.

13. What time is your usual bedtime? Ha! Pretty early, unless I have an event to go to.

14. What else do you wish your cell phone could do? Go down on me, not make eye contact, and make me some fucking dinner, bitch!

15. What is your favorite weather? Sunny but not sweaty, light breeze not windy, barefoot t-shirt days.

16. What's your dream career? Folk Singer, Elementary School Art Teacher, stay-at-home painter, internet dominatrix.

17. What images were in your mind when you fell asleep last night? Actually, the violent murder of a coworker.

18. Where would you see yourself in ten years? In the mountains, in my house with a wrap-around porch and a workshop in the back, making art with Morgan and our sons.

19. What's your favorite genre of music? Hmm. Matt Ross says I was born 20 years too late, and I guess he's right. I love classic rock above all things, though lately I've been listening to more Indy stuff.

20. What's your favorite food? Egg Rolls. FTW.

Hey guys.
Um, been rocking the hotel room in Hickreh' for the last couple weeks. The job isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Hell, I got my first paycheck today and didn't feel like a sellout at all. I even mailed my rent! AND bought gas! AND I'm planning a trip to the Waffle House that I totally don't have to stress about because I have more than $20 in my checking acount! Ahh, life is good.
So I have one more week to go, and I'll be back in Boone for good. The shitty part of this is that I don't get time off for New Years. There seems to be talk of people crashing my hotel room for the occasion...we'll see how that pans out. I might not even be up for it, having to work at 5am the next day. On the other hand, I get out of work at Noon on new year's eve, so I can get my partying done early if I need to. *shrug* It's whatever.
Is it strange that what I miss most in Boone, aside from Morgan, is the fish? I love those damn fish. Fishy fishums. All swimming around...changing colors...eating condensed vegetable protein niblets. If I get reeeeally close to the tank, I can pretend I'm swimming with them. Bong hits help, too.

So yeah, holed up in a hotel room. You should probably call me or something.
-E

...but I seem to have passed that fucking drug test.

So, unless Old Pa Guffey is just fucking with me, I got myself a job.

Glee? Sorta?

Anyway, I'll be holed up in a hotel in Hickory for the next three weeks, starting on Monday. I don't know what my schedule for Manager's Training will be from there. I may or may not have New Year's available to me.

Um, that is all. I really hope this doesn't suck ass.

I love you guys :)

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Today I did something I swore I would never, ever do. I took a drug test to get a job that I don't really even want. Fuuuuuuck.

I need the job, I really do. If I pass (and it's a big "if"), I'll get more money than any of my previous jobs, full coverage health insurance, prescriptions, dental, vision, and life insurance.

On the other hand, I'll be working at a fucking gas station, and I feel like I'll just be wasting more of my precious youth doing something just to pay the bills.

WANTED: ONE SUGAR DADDY/MOMMA, MUST BE WILLING TO ACCEPT COUPLES. MUST ACCEPT DINNER PREP/LAUNDRY SERVICES IN LIEU OF SEXUAL FAVORS. EYE CONTACT PROHIBITED.

-E

I'm kind of obsessive when it comes to songs that I like. I'll pick one, just one, and listen to it on repeat for months. Literally...months. I'll ruin it, listening to it until I can't stand the sound of it. It breaks my heart that I'll do that to myself, but it is what it is I guess. The shitter of it is when it's a sad song. I don't understand it, and I may never will, but sad songs make me happy. I mean really seriously deliriously happy. Like, give me a song about heartbreak and sorrow and I'll laugh and smile all day. Give me a song about loss, I'll dance a jig.

I may be the last one on Earth to hear of them, but as it turns out I like The Mountain Goats. Well, I like their ultra sad/hateful/hurtful stuff. Specifically, This Year and No Children. I just sat here and listened to No Children 26 times in a row. I can't stop myself. It's almost 3 am and I don't care.

What the fuck is wrong with me that I'll do this to myself?

Oh well, misery loves company I guess, so here ya go.
-E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYcmbtGgi6Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYCzDhaRV60

Back in Polk County again, this time doing some painting. Rent is within my grasp.
I missed last night's episode of It's Always Sunny. My heart aches with the need or ridiculius laughter and Charlie's learning disability.
I installed WoW on mom's computer. It runs like a fucking dream.
I stole this icon from a stranger. I think it looks better on me, anyway.

That is all.
-E

Just in case anybody here who gives a shit hasn't checked Facebook, the Bonfire tonight is cancelled.

That is all.
-E