An earthquake shakes your country and you need to escape as you are presently:
- Sleeping. Instant death if you are unfortunate.
- Naked while changing clothes. Evacuate your home and as soon as the tremor stops, notice the expressions painted on your neighbour’s faces.
- In the process of defecating. You just made the new definition of “Silver Linings”. Only bronze though.
- In the process of dumping out liquid from your bladder. Free “leg” wash for everybody.
- Injured badly. Limp your way to freedom!
- A panicky type of person. Like this guy
- Watching a movie while at the climax. Consider that movie a cliffhanger.
- Reading a book that states that an earthquake indicates the end of the world.
- Someone dared you to never move and you will never quit. Swallow your pride!
- An earthquake alone is a bad situation to be at. Approved by me who has suffered through rumbles of the earth.
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