Read carefully.
I will easily exploit my fake readers through a method kids use. To clarify that here is an example:
“Whoever has food, raise your hand. “
Ready?
Whosoever “likes” this post did not actually read the post and for that, they are simply nothing but complete douche bags. However, whoever ( however and whoever are anagrams… I think ) comments down, ” I read this post ” are true loyal readers and deserve some respect and total bad-ass like this:
Now copy all that and post in your blog. Don’t forget to pingback to me because I may not know who you are, but I will find you and I will eat you.
Peace out! 😀
Photo Courtesy:
Featured Image: Luiscar74
Second Image: Google Images, cool guys don’t look at explosions


