How To Distinguish Your “Real” Readers in a Blogosphere Populated With Fake People


Read carefully.

I will easily exploit my fake readers through a method kids use. To clarify that here is an example:

“Whoever has food, raise your hand. “

Ready?

Whosoever “likes” this post did not actually read the post and for that, they are simply nothing but complete douche bags. However, whoever ( however and whoever are anagrams… I think ) comments down, ” I read this post ”  are true loyal readers and deserve some respect and total bad-ass like this:

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Now copy all that and post in your blog. Don’t forget to pingback to me because I may not know who you are, but I will find you and I will eat you.

Peace out! 😀


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Featured Image: Luiscar74

Second Image: Google Images, cool guys don’t look at explosions

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