LOOK, THIS IS AN UPDATE!

We're gonna buy a lake house!

Just ate five Cadbury Creme Eggs.

*sick*

There has only ever been one.

Taken from jeremydowns 

1) Are your parents married or divorced? LOL Dead.  Married in DEATH.

2) Vegetarian? Nope.

3) Heaven? Up.

4) Come close to dying? Several times!

5) What jewelry do you wear?   My wedding ring is it, now.

6) Are you eating? Not right now, surprisingly!

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat a lot of things.

8) Makeup? Any chance I get!

9) Virgin? Fuck no.

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? No!  Muggle quacks.
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I told you I was bored, and this helps me to stop thinking about it all.

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I was bored, and I need distractions.  I'm not allowed to have sex, apparently.  She's barely talking to me, anyway.  I'd rather she scream at me, yell at me, hit me, anything.  I don't like it when she's sad and quiet.  It makes me want to fucking kill myself.

Survey:

When you lost your virginity, do you honestly feel like you were ready?
I just wanted sex.  I was so curious about it.

How much older or younger than you was the person you lost your virginity to?
I was two years younger than she was.

Did you give up your virginity willingly?
Yes.

When you were younger, did you plan on saving yourself for marriage?
I didn't know about all this shit when I was younger.  My parents didn't want to talk to me about it.  As soon as I started to learn what it all was, I just wanted it.

Were you sexually experienced whatsoever when you lost your virginity?
Hell no.

Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
You mean at the same time?  No.  I have had sex with many, though.

Have you ever slept with anyone you were in love with?
Yes.

Have you ever slept with two different people in the same day?
I have to think about that one...possibly...yeah...I think it was roughly the same day.

Have you ever had sex with the lights on?
Yes.

Have you ever had sex on the floor?
Yes.

When was the last time you had sex?
A few days ago...  That's rough for me...

Do you care for that person?
I love her so much...

Is this your significant other?
She's my wife.

How many times have you slept with this person?
Infinite.  How the fuck should I know?  A hell of a lot of times.

Has this person slept with anyone else you know?
...I think I killed the only other one.

Do you remember the best sex you've ever had?
It just gets better.

What is the most number of times in one day you've had sex?
I go for quality over quantity!  Maybe three?

Do you enjoy having sex?
Absolutely.

Since this time last year, how many different people have you slept with?
One.

Since this time last month, how many different people have you slept with?
One.