Rabastan Lestrange (POST-CANON)

rabieslestrange @ 2010-11-11T22:52:00

2010-11-12T06:52:43Z

LOOK, THIS IS AN UPDATE!

rabieslestrange @ 2009-07-12T09:58:00

2009-07-12T13:58:58Z

We're gonna buy a lake house!

rabieslestrange @ 2009-04-08T13:31:00

2009-04-08T20:33:24Z

Just ate five Cadbury Creme Eggs.

~~*sick*~~

Saturday - Theme Song

2009-03-15T05:31:01Z

There has only ever been one.

rabieslestrange @ 2009-03-01T15:38:00

2009-03-01T23:42:49Z

The lies just keep getting easier.

Meme - 69 Q's

2009-02-27T06:40:28Z

Taken from jeremydowns

1) Are your parents married or divorced? LOL Dead. Married in DEATH.

2) Vegetarian? Nope.

3) Heaven? Up.

4) Come close to dying? Several times!

5) What jewelry do you wear? My wedding ring is it, now.

6) Are you eating? Not right now, surprisingly!

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat a lot of things.

8) Makeup? Any chance I get!

9) Virgin? Fuck no.

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? No! Muggle quacks.

11) What do you wear to bed? Nothing

12) Have you ever done anything illegal? I think the better question is what haven't I done that's illegal? Which the answer is, not much.

13) Can you roll your tongue? Yeah!

14) Pluck your eyebrows? No, I have pretty eyebrows!

15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear? Watches are for sissies and muggles!

16) Abortion? Sometimes shit's necessary.

17) Hair color? Black

18) Future child's name? I'll only ever have one child, and she has a name. Astrid.

19) Do you snore? Yeah

20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? I've been most places. I'd like to go back home to England, though.

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, I sleep with my wife.

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Buy my family whatever they want.

23) Gold or silver? Silver! SILVER SILVER SILVER!!!

24) Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers. Hot dogs make me want to throw up, just cuz of the name.

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Strawberries.

26) Beach, city, or country? Country...well...maybe city, because I like seeing more people.

27) Who was the last person you touched? My wife, Heather! It was a good/bad touch.

28) Where do you eat? Anywhere there's food.

29) When's the last time you cried? A couple weeks ago...

30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Yes

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? LOL I haven't yet, but I probably would.

32) Ever been involved with the police? Several times

33) Believe in Santa? I'm gonna hunt him DOWN.

34) Do you talk in your sleep? Probably

35) Beach or pool? Neither...

36) Can you cross your eyes? I can cross one.

37) What's your favorite song at the moment? IT'S NANNERPUS!!!!!

38) Window seat or aisle? Wha? I like to look out windows.

39) Ever met any famous bands/singers/actors? Yeah. I killed one.

40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship? I'm in one!

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl!

42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey? OPRAH I don't know who Rickie Lake is.

43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? I wouldn't do it.

44) How long does your shower last? Depends on what I'm doing in it.

45) Do you drive stick? No...wait...is that code?

46) Cake or ice cream? BOTH

47) Where'd it go? Where'd what go?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

48) What time do you get up? Early.

49) Have you ever given money to a bum? No

50) When was your first crush? 14, I thought this girl was pretty, but I didn't know much of anything back then.

51) Where do you wish you were? In bed with Heather

52) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Two, that I can think of...but, I think one didn't have one to begin with.

53) Ever been given a ring? My wedding ring, and the ring that matched my brother's.

54) Longest relationship? Heather and I have been together almost 16 years!

55) Last gift you received: A kiss from Astrid! That's the best gift every day!

56) Last sport you played? I don't play sports.

57). Things you spend a lot of money on? I don't have money right now. It used to be sweets.

58) Where do you live? Falls Church, VA

59) High school you attend(ed): I didn't go to a "high school" I went to a wizarding school called Hogwarts in Scotland

60) Last wedding attended: My own

61) Favorite fast food restaurant: We don't eat a lot of fast food

62) Where do you work: Nowhere, right now.

63) Can you cook? Not really

64) Most hated food: Anything that reminds me of dogs.

65) Can you sing? Yeah!

66) Last concert attended: Hot Layer of Irony!!! YAY BLAIR!

67) Favorite nonalcoholic drink: Water or Grape Soda

68) Favorite alcoholic drink: Firewhiskey

69) Current crush? My wife!

Another...

2009-02-13T05:41:24Z

I told you I was bored, and this helps me to stop thinking about it all.

How old were you when you discovered the joys of masturbation?
13/14.

How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
15

How many sexual partners have you had?
I don't know, I didn't keep track.

Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
Yeah. Wizard culture is different than muggle culture. We don't deal with a lot of the same issues.

What term do you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
Depends on the person and the situation. Also, how I'm feeling when I'm talking about it.

Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
Yes.

Do you own sex toys?
Not really.

She-male porn! Yes or no?
The fuck? Porn doesn't do much for me. It's just there.

Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
I don't think that's possible, but I probably wouldn't give a fuck.

You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
I just...fuck I don't know. I just move on with my life?

Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
Heh...most likely.

Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
I don't think I'd care that deeply about someone (you know, enough to have sex with) that I wasn't physically attracted to.

Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
Seems kind of a moot point, but no, probably not.

Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
I have.

Spit or swallow?

What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
Nothing.

Would you ever consider fisting?
No.

Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
I don't know

Farted?
LOL I don't know

Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
I'll take her any which way.

Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
Whatever I'm doing at the time.

Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Everywhere.

Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
Yeah.

Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Don't use them, really.

Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
I'm not really into porn, so I don't think I'd get much out of pictures and tapes...unless I was afraid I'd never be able to do it again for some reason...then I'd like to have something to remember it by.

Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
I don't really pay attention to anything else.

Would you enjoy watching your partner Masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
I don't mind the masturbation, but I'd fucking kill anyone else for having sex with her. Hell, I'd probably kill anyone else if I even suspected it crossed their mind.

How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
I don't know what that means. I'm straight.

If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
...

If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Probably do it anyway, unless it involved her with someone else.

Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
Yup.

Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
Yup.

Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
Yup. Mine, hers...whatever we want.

If you partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
I don't think we'd be into that.

Would you ever try swinging?
No...

What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
One.

Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
No.

If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
...Probably not.

What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
I don't know, nothing's really come up.

Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
She's too young for sex. When she's old enough, then I expect her to do whatever she wants. I've always taught her to take what she wants.

Sex MeMe

2009-02-13T05:21:25Z

I was bored, and I need distractions. I'm not allowed to have sex, apparently. She's barely talking to me, anyway. I'd rather she scream at me, yell at me, hit me, anything. I don't like it when she's sad and quiet. ~~It makes me want to fucking kill myself~~.

Survey:

When you lost your virginity, do you honestly feel like you were ready?
I just wanted sex. I was so curious about it.

How much older or younger than you was the person you lost your virginity to?
I was two years younger than she was.

Did you give up your virginity willingly?
Yes.

When you were younger, did you plan on saving yourself for marriage?
I didn't know about all this shit when I was younger. My parents didn't want to talk to me about it. As soon as I started to learn what it all was, I just wanted it.

Were you sexually experienced whatsoever when you lost your virginity?
Hell no.

Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
You mean at the same time? No. I have had sex with many, though.

Have you ever slept with anyone you were in love with?
Yes.

Have you ever slept with two different people in the same day?
I have to think about that one...possibly...yeah...I think it was roughly the same day.

Have you ever had sex with the lights on?
Yes.

Have you ever had sex on the floor?
Yes.

When was the last time you had sex?
A few days ago... That's rough for me...

Do you care for that person?
I love her so much...

Is this your significant other?
She's my wife.

How many times have you slept with this person?
Infinite. How the fuck should I know? A hell of a lot of times.

Has this person slept with anyone else you know?
...I think I killed the only other one.

Do you remember the best sex you've ever had?
It just gets better.

What is the most number of times in one day you've had sex?
I go for quality over quantity! Maybe three?

Do you enjoy having sex?
Absolutely.

Since this time last year, how many different people have you slept with?
One.

Since this time last month, how many different people have you slept with?
One.