Meme - 69 Q's
Taken from 
jeremydowns
1) Are your parents married or divorced? LOL Dead. Married in DEATH.
2) Vegetarian? Nope.
3) Heaven? Up.
4) Come close to dying? Several times!
5) What jewelry do you wear? My wedding ring is it, now.
6) Are you eating? Not right now, surprisingly!
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat a lot of things.
8) Makeup? Any chance I get!
9) Virgin? Fuck no.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? No! Muggle quacks.
11) What do you wear to bed? Nothing
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? I think the better question is what haven't I done that's illegal? Which the answer is, not much.
13) Can you roll your tongue? Yeah!
14) Pluck your eyebrows? No, I have pretty eyebrows!
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear? Watches are for sissies and muggles!
16) Abortion? Sometimes shit's necessary.
17) Hair color? Black
18) Future child's name? I'll only ever have one child, and she has a name. Astrid.
19) Do you snore? Yeah
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? I've been most places. I'd like to go back home to England, though.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, I sleep with my wife.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Buy my family whatever they want.
23) Gold or silver? Silver! SILVER SILVER SILVER!!!
24) Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers. Hot dogs make me want to throw up, just cuz of the name.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Strawberries.
26) Beach, city, or country? Country...well...maybe city, because I like seeing more people.
27) Who was the last person you touched? My wife, Heather! It was a good/bad touch.
28) Where do you eat? Anywhere there's food.
29) When's the last time you cried? A couple weeks ago...
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Yes
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? LOL I haven't yet, but I probably would.
32) Ever been involved with the police? Several times
33) Believe in Santa? I'm gonna hunt him DOWN.
34) Do you talk in your sleep? Probably
35) Beach or pool? Neither...
36) Can you cross your eyes? I can cross one.
37) What's your favorite song at the moment? IT'S NANNERPUS!!!!!
38) Window seat or aisle? Wha? I like to look out windows.
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers/actors? Yeah. I killed one.
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship? I'm in one!
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl!
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey? OPRAH I don't know who Rickie Lake is.
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? I wouldn't do it.
44) How long does your shower last? Depends on what I'm doing in it.
45) Do you drive stick? No...wait...is that code?
46) Cake or ice cream? BOTH
47) Where'd it go? Where'd what go?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
48) What time do you get up? Early.
49) Have you ever given money to a bum? No
50) When was your first crush? 14, I thought this girl was pretty, but I didn't know much of anything back then.
51) Where do you wish you were? In bed with Heather
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Two, that I can think of...but, I think one didn't have one to begin with.
53) Ever been given a ring? My wedding ring, and the ring that matched my brother's.
54) Longest relationship? Heather and I have been together almost 16 years!
55) Last gift you received: A kiss from Astrid! That's the best gift every day!
56) Last sport you played? I don't play sports.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on? I don't have money right now. It used to be sweets.
58) Where do you live? Falls Church, VA
59) High school you attend(ed): I didn't go to a "high school" I went to a wizarding school called Hogwarts in Scotland
60) Last wedding attended: My own
61) Favorite fast food restaurant: We don't eat a lot of fast food
62) Where do you work: Nowhere, right now.
63) Can you cook? Not really
64) Most hated food: Anything that reminds me of dogs.
65) Can you sing? Yeah!
66) Last concert attended: Hot Layer of Irony!!! YAY BLAIR!
67) Favorite nonalcoholic drink: Water or Grape Soda
68) Favorite alcoholic drink: Firewhiskey
69) Current crush? My wife!
jeremydowns 1) Are your parents married or divorced? LOL Dead. Married in DEATH.
2) Vegetarian? Nope.
3) Heaven? Up.
4) Come close to dying? Several times!
5) What jewelry do you wear? My wedding ring is it, now.
6) Are you eating? Not right now, surprisingly!
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat a lot of things.
8) Makeup? Any chance I get!
9) Virgin? Fuck no.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? No! Muggle quacks.
11) What do you wear to bed? Nothing
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? I think the better question is what haven't I done that's illegal? Which the answer is, not much.
13) Can you roll your tongue? Yeah!
14) Pluck your eyebrows? No, I have pretty eyebrows!
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear? Watches are for sissies and muggles!
16) Abortion? Sometimes shit's necessary.
17) Hair color? Black
18) Future child's name? I'll only ever have one child, and she has a name. Astrid.
19) Do you snore? Yeah
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? I've been most places. I'd like to go back home to England, though.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, I sleep with my wife.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Buy my family whatever they want.
23) Gold or silver? Silver! SILVER SILVER SILVER!!!
24) Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers. Hot dogs make me want to throw up, just cuz of the name.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Strawberries.
26) Beach, city, or country? Country...well...maybe city, because I like seeing more people.
27) Who was the last person you touched? My wife, Heather! It was a good/bad touch.
28) Where do you eat? Anywhere there's food.
29) When's the last time you cried? A couple weeks ago...
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Yes
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? LOL I haven't yet, but I probably would.
32) Ever been involved with the police? Several times
33) Believe in Santa? I'm gonna hunt him DOWN.
34) Do you talk in your sleep? Probably
35) Beach or pool? Neither...
36) Can you cross your eyes? I can cross one.
37) What's your favorite song at the moment? IT'S NANNERPUS!!!!!
38) Window seat or aisle? Wha? I like to look out windows.
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers/actors? Yeah. I killed one.
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship? I'm in one!
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl!
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey? OPRAH I don't know who Rickie Lake is.
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? I wouldn't do it.
44) How long does your shower last? Depends on what I'm doing in it.
45) Do you drive stick? No...wait...is that code?
46) Cake or ice cream? BOTH
47) Where'd it go? Where'd what go?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
48) What time do you get up? Early.
49) Have you ever given money to a bum? No
50) When was your first crush? 14, I thought this girl was pretty, but I didn't know much of anything back then.
51) Where do you wish you were? In bed with Heather
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Two, that I can think of...but, I think one didn't have one to begin with.
53) Ever been given a ring? My wedding ring, and the ring that matched my brother's.
54) Longest relationship? Heather and I have been together almost 16 years!
55) Last gift you received: A kiss from Astrid! That's the best gift every day!
56) Last sport you played? I don't play sports.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on? I don't have money right now. It used to be sweets.
58) Where do you live? Falls Church, VA
59) High school you attend(ed): I didn't go to a "high school" I went to a wizarding school called Hogwarts in Scotland
60) Last wedding attended: My own
61) Favorite fast food restaurant: We don't eat a lot of fast food
62) Where do you work: Nowhere, right now.
63) Can you cook? Not really
64) Most hated food: Anything that reminds me of dogs.
65) Can you sing? Yeah!
66) Last concert attended: Hot Layer of Irony!!! YAY BLAIR!
67) Favorite nonalcoholic drink: Water or Grape Soda
68) Favorite alcoholic drink: Firewhiskey
69) Current crush? My wife!