Tag Archives: Humour

Strange People

I keep coming across strange people online.  I’m starting to wonder if I’m one of them. Or maybe it’s the nature of opposites attract. I think I’ll go with that one. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2017

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4 hrs later

Writing takes time. Text Copywrite Suzanne Norton 2017

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Diagnosis

I’ve got a condition in which I have to eat often. It’s called hunger. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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TMI

He said, “I have to get up early tomorrow to wash out my underwear.” Rolling her eyes up to the ceiling, as was her habit, she replied, “Did I really need to know that?” [Reader thinks ~ She’s so weird. … Continue reading

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Having Fun

What?! Nobody ever said it had to make sense. Did they? Copyright 2016 (Okay, I know – English teachers with red pens.  Yes.  I remember.)

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Special Delivery

Yesterday my new bed was delivered. Last night, my new lover. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016  

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Twisted Humor

“Donald Trump is running for president.” I laughed when my sons told me the joke. Now I’m crying. It’s not so funny anymore. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016  

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New Style

Sometimes I get bored with my life. Mind if I try yours on for awhile? Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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True Love :)

I just ate the whole box of chocolates. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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Matter of Perspective

Your mom did that? Yeah, she’s an artist. Artists are weird. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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