Category Archives: Humour

My Cats are Thugs

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Interview with a Writer

So tell me about your process. I just make this shit up. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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Diagnosis

I’ve got a condition in which I have to eat often. It’s called hunger. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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TMI

He said, “I have to get up early tomorrow to wash out my underwear.” Rolling her eyes up to the ceiling, as was her habit, she replied, “Did I really need to know that?” [Reader thinks ~ She’s so weird. … Continue reading

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Twisted Humor

“Donald Trump is running for president.” I laughed when my sons told me the joke. Now I’m crying. It’s not so funny anymore. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016  

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New Style

Sometimes I get bored with my life. Mind if I try yours on for awhile? Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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True Love :)

I just ate the whole box of chocolates. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2016

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Fresh Honey

He invited me over to his place for brunch this Sunday. I thought you said he was gay. Obviously I was wrong. Do you think this one will work out? Well, he drives a Lexus, is into Buddhism, and has … Continue reading

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Sustenance

Surviving on pink grapefruit and green tea for now. I would rather write than eat. When I can no longer ignore the hunger pains, Dark chocolate sustains me. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2015

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Skipping School

I’ve been skipping my classes and staying in bed writing all day. It’s been great! The only problem is….. I’m the teacher. Copyright Suzanne Norton 2015

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