
You’ll find a lot of folks
In the garden by the fence
Those who stay on their side
Will truly show good sense
Some will plant flowers
And hope that they will bloom
Others will keep the pathway clean
Sweeping with a broom
Each and everyone
All will want to meet
Have a chat beside the fence
Or perhaps a tete-a-tete
Folks’ll look through a knothole
To see what you’re a doin’
They want to know what you’re thinkin’
Or what it is you’re chewin’
All in all they’re congenial
And a friendly little group
But be aware everyone wants
To snoop and snoop and snoop
Fences between neighbors
You really shouldn’t mind
Wood, stone or chain link
No matter what the kind
Offer good conversation
And see who else appears
And always keep your cooler full
Of a few extra beers
If you have to rave and ramble
Or grumble and gripe
Just be always ready
To offer the peace pipe
Everyone enjoys nonsense
And philosophical wit
Any kind of quote will do
But on the fence don’t sit
Tell your favorite joke
No matter if heard before
Repeat it again and again
Nobody’s keeping score
Smell that aroma
From the other side of the gate
Barbecue’s a cooking
Come on don’t be late
Bring a dish to your neighbor
Make very special treats
Everyone wants to know
How the other side eats
Religion and politics
Never seem to mix
The minute you open your mouth
You know you’re in a fix
Beware what you say
‘Cause it won’t make much sense
To that ignoramus neighbor
On the other side of the fence
Just say a little prayer
When the hot dogs are done
May politicians and gods
Bless us everyone

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