I can’t quite recall where I first heard about Donald Henderson’s excellent novel, Mr Bowling Buys a Newspaper – a wickedly satirical portrayal of a murderer operating under the cloak of the London Blitz. It may have been Backlisted, always an excellent source of lesser-known gems, or possibly during a discussion about boarding-house novels, a genre close to my heart. Either way, I’m very glad to have discovered it. That said, this pitch-black wartime gem might not be to everyone’s tastes. If you’re a fan of Patrick Hamilton’s Hangover Square, William Trevor’s The Boarding-House or Patricia Highsmith’s The Blunderer, chances are you’ll enjoy this book. If not, you might want to steer clear!
Henderson’s central character, the eponymous Mr Bowling, is down on his luck. Having failed to make a go of things with his music, Bowling is stuck in an unfulfilling job as an insurance salesman and an even more unfulfilling marriage to his wife, Ivy.
When the couple get caught in an air raid during the Blitz, finding themselves covered by fallen masonry, Mr Bowling takes the opportunity to suffocate Ivy, largely to stop her from screaming relentlessly. The trouble is, with one successful murder under his belt, Bowling has acquired a taste for it, satisfying a deep-seated need, rooted in his psyche…
Before he killed his wife, which in a sense had not been premeditated, not really, Mr Bowling had reached such an intense pitch of despair about life, that he had thought of doing a murder and more or less making it reasonably easy for the police to catch him and arrest him. It was quite an honest thought, and it recurred now and then when he had had a drop of gin. After all he had been through since leaving school, all the bitter disappointments, and above all the drabness and the poverty, and his awful marriage, he had frequently and honestly felt that to get into the public eye in this way would be better than dying at last utterly unknown and exhausted spiritually. (p. 5)
With the payout from Ivy’s life assurance policy to draw on, Mr Bowling has money in his pocket for the first time in his life, giving him the flexibility to pursue his ‘hobby’ relatively freely. But from now on, he will focus purely on killing men, particularly those who annoy or bore him for whatever trifling reason.
One of the most fascinating aspects of this novel is Henderson’s focus on his protagonist’s psychology. Somewhat perversely, Mr. Bowling is not afraid of being caught and sentenced to death for his actions; rather, he welcomes the prospect, seeing it as a release from the interminable suffering of life on Earth. In other words, the idea of death by hanging represents a kind of freedom for him, a deliverance from ‘the horrors of peace and war, chiefly peace’.
Why was it? Why was he doing it? And why did he now know he was going to do several more murders? Murders? Don’t call them that–such a vulgar word.
Then it came to him swiftly and clearly that he was doing it because he was so thoroughly disappointed in himself and his life; he wanted to be caught.
He wanted it. (p. 36)
As the book unfolds, Henderson sheds light on Mr Bowling’s backstory, highlighting some reasons for his protagonist’s despair with life. The death of Bowling’s mother during childbirth, followed by his father’s passing some thirteen years later, are both significant here – as is his lonely adolescence, presided over by a stepmother who positively loathed him. School had not been kind to our protagonist either. Shunned by his classmates, most of whom considered him mad, Bowling had no real friends at school, leaving him hungry for friendship and love.
Henderson also helps us understand why Mr Bowling is targeting the poor, unfortunate individuals he chooses to dispatch. (Before you know it, you’ll be cheering him on!) From Mr Farthing, the loathsome caretaker Bowling encounters as he moves up in the world, to Mr Winthrop, a desperately dull fellow resident at his down-at-heel boarding house, forever trying to befriend him while banging on about the war, we can see why these people are getting on Mr Bowling’s nerves, even if his method of dealing with them is wildly out of proportion!
So far from being amused, however, Mr Bowling became suddenly aware that there would be no party upstairs for Mr Winthrop on Thursday and that in that case it was safe to accept the invitation. A black, black mood had descended upon him, and he sat trying not to glower at Mr Winthrop’s button. Mr Winthrop, completely unaware of how very fateful his intrusion was being for himself, leaned to and fro and tried to run the World War and bring it to a successful conclusion for democracy and freedom, and of course Capitalism. (pp. 48–49)
Every time Mr Bowling commits another murder, he rushes to buy the papers (hence the novel’s title), scouring the pages for reports of the dreadful deed while hoping the police are closing in. Nevertheless, despite leaving a whole plethora of clues in his wake, our protagonist seems incapable of being caught; he is, in fact, literally getting away with murder, much to his frustration!
While this probably sounds unremittingly bleak, Henderson is mindful of tempering the story’s tone, injecting Mr Bowling’s loathing of life and those sent to try him with a wicked seam of humour. If you like your comedy pitch-black and caustic, there’s plenty to relish here.
He told Mr Gunter that he was frightfully sorry to disturb him, but the poor chap upstairs [Mr Winthrop] had kicked the bucket and fallen downstairs or something.
Mr Gunter covered his queer looking nipples with his brown jacket, and looked scared stiff. Mr Bowling wondered whether he was scared at being seen with nothing on, or at anyone knowing he hadn’t got any pyjamas, or at the hearing of somebody having died. (p. 64)
Moreover, the novel has a wonderful sense of time and place, evoking the wartime era vividly and convincingly.
Mr Watson had a married daughter called Mrs Heaton who came up from Kingston about twice a year. She wore rather cheap furs and ran a baby Austin. Mr Bowling was very interested because he knew she wouldn’t get a penny when Mr Watson died, although she fondly thought she was going to get everything. Mr. Watson had one day confided his will. The money was going to a dog’s home. (p. 7)
The wartime setting seems particularly significant here, a time when millions of people were effectively given licence to kill one another under the banner of war. By setting his story in this context, Henderson seems to be inviting the reader to compare the morality of Mr Bowling’s actions to those underpinning such a bloody and widespread war. There is a certain degree of irony in the murders committed by Mr Bowling when viewed against this backdrop. For instance, is what Mr Bowling is doing really that different from the wilful killings which inevitably occur during a war? If so, what makes one type of murder more morally acceptable than another? Who decides this, and on what grounds? Can the taking of another person’s life ever be morally acceptable, even when it happens in the act of war? While the novel doesn’t pose these questions directly, they might to occur the reader as they consider Bowling’s actions.
As the novel approaches its intriguing conclusion, there’s a surprise in store for Mr Bowling in the shape of a chance encounter. Having spent months trying to get himself caught, tried and hanged for murder, our protagonist suddenly finds himself with a reason to live. But has he left it too late to evade capture? You’ll have to read the novel to find out…
I loved this darkly satirical portrayal of Henderson’s twisted, opportunistic killer, and the Patrick Hamilton-style vibe really drew me in. Not for the sensitive or faint-hearted, but a wickedly compelling novel nonetheless. Interestingly, the book was enthusiastically championed by the great Raymond Chandler, who gave copies to his friends left, right and centre. The recent Collins Crime Club edition also comes with an informative introduction by vintage crime aficionado Martin Edwards, always a bonus given his extensive knowledge of the genre.










