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Rats! Er, mice? Er, where’d they go?!

Posted by Orvan Taurus on April 2, 2026
Posted in: weird. 2 Comments

I have gotten, if not used to, at least familiar with a particular clock being weird at me. It will occasionally have a very wrong time, or maybe only a slightly wrong time, despite a new/fresh or at least good enough cell powering it. This is plain by re-setting it and having no issue for for months. Unlike a weak cell where the problem replicates immediately and the pendulum swing has a lower amplitude.

But that’s ONE clock. And time is… its own weird thing. But physical objects disappearing is another matter. And not the “I set the tool down here, I know it, so where is it?” as tools (especially 10mm sockets) migrate – sometimes with external (human) aid. No, this is mouse traps. Plural. Not all at once, but at least twice now one has “gone walkabout” — and it was not $HOUSEMATE dealing with a sprung trap, nor was it an… active… mouse lasting long enough to move it a bit. Even if a mouse moved it a LOT before finally expiring, well, there is a particular odor that indicates an expired mouse. I know it. I know it all too well. A mouse once expired in a heating duct (1980’s?). That was a whole lot of No Fun. There has been NO odor of deadmaus. So… two items in known locations vanished without indication of simple movement.

The clock weirdness is a mere curiosity. Time is weird. But physical objects? That’s concerning.

WARNING!

Posted by Orvan Taurus on April 1, 2026
Posted in: PSA. 1 Comment

It is 01 April. Do NOT trust the web/net today.

Penguicon: Phoenix Edition

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 31, 2026
Posted in: conventions, Review. 1 Comment

The theme, as such, of this year’s Penguicon was “Rising from the ashes” which is a very apt way to put things as how much good will, etc. they were burning up for a decade or more. Pretty much all, if not all, of the ‘woke’ on the part of the convention itself is gone – and good riddance! There are some.. curious ideas… by many of the attendees, but that cannot be directly blamed on the convention. And, there is inertia and lead-lag and such things. I will say if a guy wishes to present as a gal, that’s his business. But he really ought to take the look seriously enough to not have (beyond) “Five O’clock Shadow” at 9 AM. There were more folks wearing masks (ala 2020 silliness) than I am used to seeing nowadays, but it was no longer a universal requirement.

The convention felt a bit rushed, and it likely was. Beyond even the usual, typical, take-care-of-things-at-the-last-minute that seems common to most all conventions. The weekend was early for Penguicon as it was the only free weekend (and hotel) that wasn’t Easter weekend so timing might well have been a factor beyond the usual. The programming was a mix, with new and historical tech., stuff about writing and fandom(s), and some health related panels, with a couple about things societal.

I attended a few panels. There was a fellow who had a hobby of old tube based displays, from Tuning Eye (aka Magic Eye), Dekatrons, Nixies, and even the Numitron (the tube version of the LED display, most commonly 7-segment). Also ESR talking about how to use LLM’s (“AI”) in coding. A bit on the history of home computing pre-IBM 5150, and a panel I wanted to go to but it was cancelled on health/healing with aid of Infra-Red. There was another panel I missed due to a schedule conflict.

When there was a lull in panels I cared to attend, I brought out Legend the unicorn. This happened sometime Saturday afternoon and again Sunday morning. Legend was well-received (or just ignored, but that’s non-negative). I realized I need to make a checklist for the unicorn as I missed packing a couple (fortunately non-critical) items.

A couple purchases were made. I now have my first fountain pen that is not a Platinum Plaisir. It came with one cartridge (that I need to find more of, it’s not the same as the Plaisir uses) and a converter for using bottled inks. And after the cataract surgery, while reading glass are helpful, sometimes I need more and thus a good looking magnifying glass. A couple books as well, one an anthology, and the other… well, when someone decides the way they are, the thing to do is to write a letter to Krampus rather than Santa Claus.

During the convention (early or lack of communication), it was said that they did not make the convention room block and thus there was no official room party floor or wing. Unofficially, I was told it might worthwhile to check out the 4th floor… and the 10th floor was a designated quiet floor… that Barfleet (not exactly known for quiet) wound up on. I did not visit the 10th floor. There are some things best to not be around, lest they detonate while you are present. Friday there were two parties on the 4th floor. One had alcohol and some interesting stories – that likely were just stories, but had a signup sheet and ads for a silly “No Kings” protest on Saturday. They were open again Saturday night, sans the signs. The other party was dry on Friday, but said that would change for Saturday and they had a Chicago theme. Malort was asked about (and not by me) and it was possibility. It was there Saturday night. I think a few folks were stunned when I asked about it and then for it – and then disappointed at my non-Malort-face reaction… and truly stunned when I asked for more. Saturday there was another room party, which was dry, so was relativity uncrowded. Some discussion of the convention happened as a previous con chair and current event organizer (or at least panelist) was there. I mentioned I would have been at one of his panels but there was a timing conflict. His reaction was that it was great news to hear they had gotten enough interesting stuff to have such timing conflicts.

Not a whole lot happened Sunday morning, beyond Legend’s outing and packing and loading. This was done in phases such that there was no need to wrangle a luggage cart.

I knew ESR (and Cathy) would be there and that ESR likes spicy things. I did NOT know they would be flying to and from the convention and so baked two pans of Weapons Grade brownies. Where the recipe called for water, I used a Carolina Reaper mash instead[1]. I should probably cut the reaper mash in half or to a third and add the water back in. Not only were the brownies thinner than normal, a piece the size of your thumbnail was probably more than enough spicy for any one morning or afternoon… or day. Since the Raymonds were flying, they weren’t going to try to take them home. The brownies wound up, with a warning, in the con suite. And were then stowed out of sight, after a sampling? I suspect the majority were simply “disposed of” and given the… intensity… I can’t say that was a bad move.

I put it that the convention “felt like a first year convention, with some experience.” It did not possess the full-on energy of the Penguicon of old, but someone finally pulled back on the yoke and is properly flying the plane again. The aura of oppressiveness I felt in 2016 and 2017 is gone. One big thing was the Build-A-Blinkie (Soldering 101, with a blinkenlights result) folks having a setup of construction/soldering stations in the lobby/hallway. This is the Neat Stuff sort of thing that seemed to have been pushed out by the Social Construct or such folks. Even if I did quip that when I built my first “blinkie” it used NE2 neon bulbs. At a Sunday panel (I wasn’t there, but $HOUSEMATE was) with some of the con staff, it was said that they actually did make the hotel room block after all, were in the black, and there would be a Penguicon next year – hopefully a bit later in the Spring. I plan on attending as it looks like things are improving. And I plan to have ACME there again. I did asked about ACME a few times this past weekend. Interesting, given it’s been over a decade since ACME was there.


[1] I did not label the brownies “Reaper Madness.”

Portable Computing

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 30, 2026
Posted in: Uncategorized. 2 Comments

This was my setup in the hotel room at Penguicon. The table is a folding thing from Walmart (also used for ACME prep work when ACME is active and final touches are required), The laptop is a Dell that was my Christmas gift (Black Friday deal) to myself. The trackball is a Kensington ‘Expert Mouse’ – a nice big trackball with a scroll ring. The numeric pad is part of a keyboard & numeric pad set by ProtoArc that can deal with Bluetooth (two or three separate settings or use the USB wireless dongle that is hidden in a bottom recess of the numeric pad. Adding the numeric pad mainly makes magnification in the browser easier. There is a USB hub behind the laptop, connected through a right-angle extension. The USB connections on the laptop are… minimal.

Why on the portable table? Like most hotel and motel rooms, there’s really only one spot set up as a desk and $HOUSEMATE gets that. At least this place had a sufficiency of accessible outlets and I didn’t need to use an extension cord. Yes, at least one gets packed. And often used, too.

Palm Sundae

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 29, 2026
Posted in: humor, memes. Leave a comment
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In (Dis)honor of No Kings silliness

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 28, 2026
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Fort Polio…

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 28, 2026
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First the photo/meme thingus:

This is a staged photo, not a scene of the worst of the polio days in a single hospital or such. The place is a factory or warehouse. The people in the iron lungs are not patients. They are anyone who was available, including medical personnel. During the time of polio… iron lungs were certainly used (the precursor of modern ventilators and such…) but they were moved from place to place. A hospital might have one or two, or maybe as many as three… on loan – and then generally the patient recovered (or, unfortunately, died). The machines were then moved to where they were next needed.

This was explained in a book, The Moth in the Iron Lung (Forrest Maready). Not an actual moth in an actual iron lung, but gypsy moths escaped into the US from some careless research. The insecticide first used to try to try to control them was heavy metal based… and exposure to it gave polio-like symptoms.

It’s Already A LONG Millennium

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 27, 2026
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Ox: Only 25 or so years in and it’s already a long millennium.

FC: Yeah, in 975 years we’ll be like, “That millennium sure went fast.”

Ox: They do that.

TW: Honestly, your first seems to last forever, but by the third they’re just zooming b– What?

Ox: Yup.

FC: Legit. Seems like just yesterday I was up on that mountain with Josh, a-waitin’ fer Big Mo to come down . . .

The nose ring is utter nonsense. The beard oil is… off, but not insane. The Taurus bit? FRICKIN’ NAILED IT. And the coffee… so terribly accurate. The rest is, mostly, mere details. Though there are Those Days when… yeah. The dating thing? Mind your own dang business. Also, what kind of sorry mino needs a map? Seriously… unless he’s composing it.

As for my decorating scheme… more than just rocks… but I do tend to describe it as early post-nuclear. As in, the firestorms are over, but it’s not a bad idea to check your Geiger–Müller.

Not A Bot

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 26, 2026
Posted in: humor, moo. 1 Comment

Am: The concept of going to an AI agent for emotional support creeps me out for some reason. I mean, maybe I should because then it wouldn’t subject you guys to me in this channel. But at least I’m pretty sure none of y’all are AI bots. I mean, I know Ox isn’t, no bot ever programmed can pun that badly.

Ox: Behold the power of the mootron bomb.
[Yes, carp did ensue.]

This Page Intentionally Left Blank

Posted by Orvan Taurus on March 25, 2026
Posted in: Uncategorized. 2 Comments

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