a new "The People's History of the United States" but it's like "McCarthyism was good", "The rosenburgs deserved to die", "Michael Brown didn't actually put his hands up"...
reminds of this girl in college
a beautiful tall blond athlete, asked her out to coffee, we sat and chatted about life, school, and music for like 6 hours
we left it positively
I then proceeded to avoid her on campus like the plague for a reason I shall never understand
my resume has a list down the side with languages, frameworks, and some technologies I've worked with so that recruiter screeners can immediately see the words they are looking for without having to search or do anything fancy
I recently alphabetized them for even better UX