Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.
wanye
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wanye
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I already know that this thing we’re talking about didn’t really happen and I’m just treating it as an interesting hypothetical
Born December 21
Joined November 2018
- I saw a video once where a prisoner in an interrogation room waited until he was alone and then busted through the half-inch drywall into a hallway and fled and it permanently destroyed the illusion for me that rooms only have one way in or outThere's a deep lesson about competence in how effectively Blackstone employees barricaded their office in mere minutes.
- Two year old goes and gets a clean diaper and some wipes and then lies on the floor and asks for a diaper change. Impressive, I guess, but I feel like you could just use the toilet at that point.
- I’ll never be able to stop doing tweets about how much body cams backfired on progressives, because it’s true to such a comical degree that it’s almost like God himself intervened just to shut them up
- My socialist professor told me that if a landlord relies on my rent, then I’m providing the housing, not the other way around, so I went up to the front of the class and said, “if I pay tuition here, then I’m providing the education, not the other way around.” The professor,
- This is one of those things where you go, wait, what? Why were we ever giving non-citizens small business loans?BREAKING: The US House passes the bill 217-190 blocking noncitizens from getting SBA loans.
Readers added contextH.R. 2966 only prevents certain non-citizens from qualifying for SBA loans. Non-citizen permanent residents still qualify. congress.gov/bill/119th-con… - “Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says.” — Norm MacdonaldYou know what makes a girl laugh? Being hot.
- People have forgotten what normal butts look likeSorry but Sydney Sweeney is a basic white girl with no butt
- Oh, yes, ding dong ditch. A rite of passage. An innocent boyhood prank. I remember it fondly, me and the boys, four juvenile records and six school suspensions for violent behavior between us, roaming the streets at 2 AM, kicking at doors to simulate home invasions.
- I just don’t get the anti-ICE stuff at all. They’re illegal immigrants. They can’t stay here. They need to leave. They should just leave on their own, which is the right thing to do. It’s annoying that they’re making us pay to round them up.Jeff Bridges: "ICE? Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages man. This aggression will not stand. Let's just abide, together. Now that's just like, my opinion."
- This entire movement is word gamesHad to be said
- You have obligations in life that sometimes mean you don’t get to do exactly what you want to do at that exact moment and somehow we’ve decided that this doesn’t apply just so long as the thing you want to do has anything at all to do with your sexuality.
