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I'm back at my apartment, really enjoyed staying with my parents
My mom the entire time was like: "move back in. Look for a new job, pursue your passions we'll house and feed you"
and my dad would stare at her like this
Brizz-Chan (Mr drive)
56.7K posts
Brizz-Chan (Mr drive)
@billybrizzle420
philadelphia
Joined November 2021
- Sea arthropods are filled with delicious white meat and not horrifying black goo
- The part is 45 dollars because Toyota camry is the best made car of all timeHow it feels when your car starts making a new noise
- Just found out the working class isnโt allowed to have sushiI had a long ass day
NEW - Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" bans all 50 states from regulating AI for 10 years, centralizes control at the federal level, and integrates AI systems into key federal agencies.- What a fuckin dorkThe day before bullies at school put Pride stickers on him. Rather than backing downโฆ he decided to do this the next day!
00:00 - My co workers all think I'm banging the secretary but this is literally it I send her nice text messages and she feeds me it's the perfect system
- Literal cruel and unusual punishmentICE has informed Kilmar Abrego Garcia that he will be deported to the African nation of Eswatini. Follow: @AFpost
- My barber asked me what I thought about "all these fucking latinos" the last time I was therewhat itโs like getting your hair cut in logan square
00:00 - The craziest school shooter stories are the ones where the parents realize their son is a friendless depressed weirdo so they buy them military grade weapons as a hobby
- I keep seeing ragebait posts about people on food stamps bro every missile in the iron dome costs 200 grand and we pay for them all I don't care if some chick with 6 kids bought name brand cheerios
- I got a buddy who grew up in a food insecure household and every time he comes over I have to assure him 50 times heโs welcome to anything in my fridge The other night I made chicken tenders and he ate then got real quiet-
- My coworker texts me like im a wife in a failing marriage
