There’s a new plastic surgeon in Hollywood and we need to find out who it is
Lindsay Lohan really went back in time and grabbed her old face.
Circe
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- More like before and after woman has mental breakdown due to being sexually abused by pedophiles throughout her childhood but okay
- P*ssy so good there’s no point in living after
- Posting men’s earnest attempts at respectfully approaching women for online ridicule is not helpful in addressing the oft-cited complaint that men no longer approach womenmy friend was the only girl at a hackathon & somebody gave her this note 💀
- “Women need to lose weight!” “No, not like that!”Please make this illegal. Somebody!
- Good for her! One time some guy next to me asked if I’d switch seats with his wife up front who he claimed was also in an aisle seat and I agreed. I got my things, walked all the way to her seat only to realize she had the middle seat and they were hoping I wouldn’t care at thatFlier who went viral after refusing to give seat to crying child sues airline, passenger who filmed her trib.al/koNMf1I
- Posting about a former porn star who is already married to a successful athlete to collectively “reject” her in their imaginations will never not be funny to me
- My parents make my teen sister order food by actually calling the restaurant and this has unironically put her in the top quartile for social skills among zoomers
- As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?
- Behind every 23-yr-old “CEO” in the Hamptons is a father who spent decades climbing the corporate ladder
- All men want is a sexy high-maintenance supermodel who is willing to live in the crappiest house you’ve ever seen and I love that for themThis is all men want btw
- zoomers be like: I don’t drink because I don’t leave my house because I don’t have friends because I spend all my time online consuming brainrot contentmillennials be like: wanna go drink some IPAs at the escape room/axe throwing this weekend
