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TikTok anthropologist, dark statistician, ex @Kroger. There is a secret garden in the middle of America
- Being 72 years old and having a gf who wears her jacket like this is kind of crazy
00:00 - Slightly in awe at this homeless guy who has spent 30 years on the streets of Charleston telling girls he's a retired chiropractor
- as a result of new taylor swift song "mastermind" girls have been posting their boyfriend acquisition stories on tiktok
- being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work
- I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still realColdplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
00:00 - losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation
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