weaponized autist
1,761 posts
- pipe down your honor you werent even there
- when u standin in the plugs house and he weighin out an eighth
- millennials be like: wanna go drink some IPAs at the escape room/axe throwing this weekend
- get off the sidewalk I’m driving
- these "anti-aging" gurus always die like in their 50s and the chain smoking grandma who eats mcdonalds every day lives til like 120
- i bring sort of a "requesting backup" vibe to the DUI checkpoint
- what did people even do while they're driving on the freeway before cell phones
