Me: I think I’m pregnant
Doctor: you’re not pregnant - you just wish you were. It’s an ovarian cyst. Here. Take all these drugs
Me: doesn’t take the drugs
The ovarian cyst is 25 now and over six feet tall (he’s the dark haired one in the pic)
DOCTOR: “I’m sorry. You have cancer.”
DORK: “No I don’t. Debate me!”
DOCTOR: “I understand if you want a second opinion. In fact, I encourage it.”
DORK: “Sounds like you won’t debate the issue because you know you’re wrong.”
DOCTOR: “I’d love to be wrong.”
DORK: “Then debate me!”
