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Mike Drucker
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Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
New York, NY
Joined November 2008
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    Mike Drucker
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    May 5
    UNITED KINGDOM! I’m bringing my bad video game show SHIT ARCADE to Edinburgh Fringe! 5-12, 23-30 August at 10:30 pm at the @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room. Comedians from all over the world play terrible video games for your amusement! TICKETS:
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    Mike Drucker
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    Jun 7, 2019
    Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view” and then someone else pops up going, “Your silence about horses is extremely telling”
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    Mike Drucker
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    Apr 30, 2025
    He wants to be funny so, so bad and it’s the one thing he’ll never be able to buy
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    Jennifer Jacobs
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    Apr 30, 2025
    "They say I wear a lot of hats," Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. He grabbed a red "Gulf of America" hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat. "Even my hat has a hat."
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    Mike Drucker
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    Jun 2, 2020
    One small sign that protesters aren’t causing escalation is they aren’t the ones who showed up with tanks
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    Mike Drucker
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    Jun 28, 2022
    damn this lake *is* superior
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    Mike Drucker
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    Oct 1, 2025
    Nothing confuses and upsets ICE more than Puerto Rico being part of America
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    Variety
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    Oct 1, 2025
    Trump advisor warns that ICE agents will be at the 2026 Super Bowl, where Bad Bunny is set to perform the Halftime Show. "There is nowhere you can provide safe haven to people who are in this country illegally. Not the Super Bowl and nowhere else. We will find you and apprehend
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    Mike Drucker
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    Jun 17, 2024
    damn, dude
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    Mike Drucker
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    Sep 12, 2025
    When she thought it was a trans woman, she was out for blood. Now that it’s a white dude, she’s saying a prayer for him. How about that.
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    Rep. Nancy Mace
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    Sep 12, 2025
    We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
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    Mike Drucker
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    Aug 15, 2017
    Remember when people got mad that Michelle Obama said kids should eat a vegetable?
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    Mike Drucker
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    Jun 16, 2020
    Waking up furious because a puppet told children that racism is bad
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    Mike Drucker
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    Sep 24, 2025
    oh
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    Aaron Rupar
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    Sep 24, 2025
    Vance: "If you're a man and you see the pleading eyes of a girl looking up for protection, then we have to protect our girls and our women in this country."
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    Mike Drucker
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    May 7, 2025
    Calling my very religious mom to tell her that CBS News said the cardinals are rawdogging
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    Aaron Rupar
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    May 7, 2025
    CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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    Mike Drucker
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    Sep 16, 2025
    uh aren’t *you* his second son?
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    New York Post
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    Sep 16, 2025
    Eric Trump says dad saw Charlie Kirk like ‘a second son’ — and calls his assassination ‘the biggest mistake’ for left trib.al/cfXpYbW
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    Mike Drucker
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    Mar 20, 2022
    In "The Batman," they said Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered in October of 2001. Meaning if you go by release dates, it's possible they were leaving a screening of Zoolander when it happened