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The waiter was shocked when I placed my order speaking perfect Chinese:
Me: "Xǐshǒujiān zài nǎlǐ?"
Waiter: "Sir, please don't do the eyes"
Corncob Kardashian
7,780 posts
Corncob Kardashian
@staunch_85
Hungry Jacks ambassador. The black guy in The Wire. Actin’ Crips, but poopin Bloods
Brisbane
Joined March 2022
- Replying to @KemuelNGeorge and @Morpheusresist"Hey bro, can you record me walking back and forward for 50 seconds" "Why? Won't that look really gay?" "Probably"
- Replying to @healthbyjamesThe male orgasm is a beautiful thing.
- Replying to @michaelhirschbbThat's my dad who suffers from vertigo, please be more respectful.
- Replying to @whoislivlemonThats me. Yep, just out having a roll on the old scooty board. Can't get enough of it.
- Replying to @BarstoolSyriaCan you post of picture of him for reference? Just wanna see if I’m in contention
- Replying to @michaelhirschbb and @boss_on_hereThat is so me if I was black and 3 years old.
- Dave Hughes transformation from annoying fuckhead to annoying fuckhead that looks like Ellen DeGerenes is truly inspiring. Good job ya gap tooth fuck
- Replying to @persecutedgame1"Hey babe, can you come video me while I look like a bad bad boy?"
- Replying to @wills_accountLand of the free and the home of the sex pest
