Hey anyone got his number I want to blow him
New transit fare evasion discourse just dropped.
mambo number 69
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mambo number 69
@whoislivlemon
that's the way the pussy crumbles
she/they
Joined October 2015
- A star is torn. A film about natalie imbruglia's rise to international fame in 1997
- Replying to @whoislivlemonI just need everyone to know im gay okay thanks
- Replying to @whoislivlemonHate to explain a joke but I do not actually in real life want this man's number or to blow him I just think that was a dope run okay thankyou thankyou peace and love
- "When you (Judge Judy) saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I (Shaq) carried you."
- Americans be like "oh it's 110 degrees" lmao no it isn't luv
- No horny tweets until after 7pm. Sunday is okay all day. Yearning tweets allowed during daylight hours.
- Give me a home among the Cum Trees
- All u cunts are sick because u never eat a vegetable. All u know is uber eats ,,, 7eleven coffee , , ketamine
- Need a tshirt or mask that says "it's okay it's just a bong cough"
- Unfortunately we will never see an accurate gay woman date on bachelorette as they cannot film an episode for 8 straight hours / possible sleepover with trip to farmers market the next day. Like thats 36 hours at least
- Lmao why do 'straight people' even have pride? What you proud about? The words hubby, this one, the missus? Watching the block? Dressing bad? Embarrassing imo
