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i work at mcdonalds and i give every burger a small kiss before i send it out- Americans when faced with the threat of being part of a communityWATCH: Video shows Chester, NY town official shooting a lost DoorDash driver in the back as he drove away. The driver's phone died & he was asking for directions. John Reilly, 48, is charged with first-degree assault. The victim is recovering.
- the american mind cant possibly comprehend what's coming🇨🇳 A man in China lost a game of Xiangqi. He spent 4 hours analyzing his loss despite the heavy rain and the protestations of his wife.
00:00 - podcast called "too many guys" and its just 12 guys trying to talk at the same time
- bed makers are like "oh but it only takes 45 minutes"
- fuck. My doordash guy is on that ship
- My tummy hurts but im being so brave about it.
- Hard to beat an Indiana pie
People always argue over which state has the best pizza. I want to know who has the WORST pizza in general. I’ve got my pick but I want to see what you think. - the right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God
- hey twitter, voice of reason here. I just ordered $60 worth of McDonaldsThe McDonalds in Marana AZ got rid of human cashiers — your only option is the self-serve kiosk. Giant step backwards for our society. Takes like 20minutes to order $57 of food (a quarter pounder, burger not meal, is $6.50 in Joe Biden’s economy!). Bring back the humans
- Drinking a beer is the equivalent to reading 100 books
- I loved parasite-- what I didn't like was the poor people's attitude.
- women love telling you to wash your water bottle. It gets clean every time I fill it babe.
