There should be a tv show about a doctor who is stupid as fuck but has a great bedside manner and is easy to work with
Crash Test Gummies
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Crash Test Gummies
@punishedgummies
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Seattle
Joined June 2023
- Statham sells this moment so well. His day has been so fucking crazy that maybe he DID just blow this dude’s head off with the power of his anger, hard to be sure for a secondCRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE (Neveldine/Taylor, 2009)
00:00 - [huge plate of deep-fried food] Americans could neverThe American mind can’t comprehend this.
- If you were not around during this time, it’s genuinely impossible to overstate how completely insane ‘90s video game ads were- like forget being cancelled, these people are going to *jail*
I want a Mad Men but specifically for the world of video game advertising from about 1991-2006 - Checking out Steven Soderbergh’s weird semi-legal 2014 cut of Raiders Of The Lost Ark where he removed the audio (replaced with the Social Network soundtrack) and put it in black and white and honestly, it’s incredible
- The entire movie simply does not work if this song isn’t as good as it is. So rare for a supposedly genius work of art in-story to actually be any good, but this is everything it should be and more.Replying to @EmmaTolkinIn case you needed a reminder… one of the greatest pop songs of all time.
- That this performance earned a Razzie is all the proof you need that the razzies are not just boring, they’re anti-art
AND THE RAZZIE GOES TO. . . ✨ Coming to the Criterion Channel on March 1! criterion.com/current/posts/… - Also, everyone knows these two are the same guy, right?
01:31this bit from jim downey at conan acting like hes never heard anything bad about jeff epstein the financier - Toby Keith is praying with the Clydesdales now
i am hearing that on his deathbed Toby Keith received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet! - Why does Trent Reznor’s wikipedia picture look like he’s the main character in a mid-budget PS4 game
- The absolute craziest thing Quint does in Jaws is take the time to make a little drawing of the Kittner boy getting eaten on the chalkboard in the town meeting
Why is eroticized violence always against women in movies. Why can't it be against men. Normalize eroticized violence against men in movies- Taylor Swift’s new album-
Decided this is the month to check off the one big horror franchise I’m not really that familiar with. So while the kids are at dance class for a few hours and chili is on the stove, it’s time for a beer and to kick off Screamtober. Nw Scream - God it would be so funny if Han just blew Vader away here. Everyone standing there shocked for a second , then Han and Lando high five, cut to credits.happy 44 years of vader making a nice meal for everyone and han just starts shooting at him
